Alternatives to pants? i am male btw

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>don't like pants. Uncomfortable esp when sleeping
>don't like underwear. Don't judge.
>sleeping naked has negatives such as having to put on clothes to get moving again
>don't know of any skirts made for men. I just want something comfy and something not weird.
>I'm an Aussie therefore the harsh climate makes me overheat in pants
>kilts are probably heavy and uncomfortable.
>shendits haven't been worn for 2000 years and I'd look like a yugioh cosplayer if I wore one.

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utilitkilt 9
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  • shuggy-chan
    10 years ago

    Fig leafs

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  • NurseDiesel
    10 years ago

    Some nice loose culottes.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Yoga pants. They make them for guys too.

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  • 2tfx
    10 years ago

    wear shorts

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    Wear a dress if u don't care that u look like a homo

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    Fijian men wear sulus. Polynesian men wear Pareos or Lava-lavas.
    You could wear loin cloths or a Grass skirt. There's always a dishdasha. Men in New Guinea wear nothing but a penis gourd.
    So many choices, so many choices.

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    • NurseDiesel
      10 years ago

      A few years ago there was a show with these guys Mark and Olly, Living with the Mek. Olly was too big for the gourd. Mmhmm.

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago

        There is ALWAYS a bigger gourd around, somewhere.

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        • iflex4lyfe
          10 years ago

          The problem with large gourds is that the bigger they are the more heat they retain.

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        • NurseDiesel
          10 years ago

          B..but your lovely lady told me that you were a large gourd hoarder, because you like to wear a fresh one every day of course. Was is farce!?!?! Bwahaha.

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          • thegypsysailor
            10 years ago

            I think you've got the wrong gourd hoarder. I only hoard the tiny ones, cause those guys look so funny when they have to walk down the street gourdless, all shy and embarrassed.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      Have you ever been to Fiji? The best kava tea in the world is grown and brewed there.

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago

        Kava kava, in my opinion tasted like dirty bath water; never no more. It was mandatory to share a bowl when clearing customs and with any government officials when doing business and village elders when visiting the out islands. They say if you drink a fifth of scotch and have a bowl of kava kava, you'll hallucinate, but hell, most people would do that on just that much scotch.

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          I would not want to drink alcohol with kava kava. It does taste kind of like dirt in my opinion. It also makes my tongue numb.

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  • Dulse.
    10 years ago

    >greentext

    I would wear loose fitting sweat pants. That would be more comfortable.

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    • iflex4lyfe
      10 years ago

      Comfy but I'd still overheat.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    Go Tarzan and rock the loincloth. I'll go all dom180 on you and say dont worry! Wear a loincloth if you want, dont let no one say you can't because you are a beautiful and unique soul!

    or wear like a Gandalf robe.

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    • iflex4lyfe
      10 years ago

      Where am I supposed to get a loincloth?

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      • [Old Memory]
        10 years ago

        You gotta make it, silly.

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  • green_boogers
    10 years ago

    Skungies mate. And sunscreen. Slip slop slap.

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  • iflex4lyfe
    10 years ago

    Ooh ill look into that

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  • Westone
    9 years ago

    Personal experience...Yoga pants are good. Black if you can. You can find gaff underwear to help keep your package modest without the ninja foot. Thong style is the best. You need to make it part of your own personal fashion. They go good with skate shoes and a not heavy hoodie. If you have a good body shape..things will be okay. People don't even notice I'm wearing yogas unless I tell them I am.
    Leggings are good under jeans...especially on cooler days. And when you get home kick the jeans off and you are still comfortable. wicks the sweat away. Not all guys can wear womens' yogas. Seems when you see photos of men in yogas its made to be funny and guys with the wrong body types are wearing them. Just like some women shouldn't wear them either. hope this helps

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  • Goldensungod
    9 years ago

    Just wear a skirt or kilt of any form. You might get a few weird looks but that is about it. In fact some chicks are turned on by a man confident to enough to wear an unbifurcated garment. Sarongs are another option and are used in some pacific island cultures as a mode of dress for both men and women.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Kilt, grass skirts, shorts, etc.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    a hugely oversized tee shirt that is long and very roomy

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  • soulsista
    10 years ago

    Shorts

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  • iflex4lyfe
    10 years ago

    I have an idea on how to make it. I'll just put pasta through a loom to make a loincloth made of noodles. Real easy.

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