Almost pisses me off

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The word " almost" pisses me off. For God's sake, I don't care if you ALMOST did this or ALMOST did that. Because guess what? You didn't, you annoying idiot so shutup and stop telling me about how you ALMOST (but couldn't) do something.

I mean seriously almost is like the most depressing word ever. I means you couldn't, obviously, because you ALMOST did. And the word doesn't even make sense. We pronounce it "all-most" but it's spelled like "al-most" which is stupid. I'm a really horrible speller, you see. And the words "all" and "most" don't even make sense together because they mean to freaking different things! That's like saying "all of most of it" which doesn't even sound right.

Is this word depressing? Do y'all agree? Or am I just insane?

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  • prayerwarrior75
    14 years ago

    Loonytoons for you

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    • AntoniusBlock
      14 years ago

      "Loonytoons for you." Ha! That's clever. (This is not, but just had to commend you: ha!)

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    I almost said something here, but didn't

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  • AlexandraRuth
    14 years ago

    I totally agree lol.

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  • ucipher8
    10 years ago

    I, ALMOST finished reading your post.

    Then i realized that you are the type of person who just likes being a part of a conversation and hate it when you can't relate to the situation.

    "Son, i almost called you out"

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  • Teh4HorsMen
    10 years ago

    ALMOSTALMOSTALMOSTALMOSTALMOSTALMOSTALMOSTALMOSTALMOST

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  • Coolieo
    11 years ago

    I would say it's quite annoying for that fact.

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  • capcrunch6
    11 years ago

    People say "I almost did that" because thier life is so bad they can't do anything right.

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  • Mrman10
    12 years ago

    I would almost go as far as to call you crazy!

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  • oiroif
    14 years ago

    I don't think its the word that pisses you off, its the people that use those words...

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  • ruralfrights
    14 years ago

    You need a lapdog and a nice little hobby. (and not scrabble). This is "almost" too much, but since it's almost, then it isn't really....?

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  • Duke
    14 years ago

    That's ALMOST not the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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  • AntoniusBlock
    14 years ago

    I almost said something mean--about how that almost was worth writing about. ...but then you got really funny: "We spell it 'al-most' which is stupid." Right on, guy!

    Stay angry!

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  • x6tence
    14 years ago

    if situation happens u jus feel backstabbed at with that word sure its normal why not lol talking bout girl rage...i dont see it weird tho

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  • grumpybarbie
    14 years ago

    Hahahahahaaaaa

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    i agree with iamnohs.

    when it comes to being crazy you're almost there. .-.

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  • sjean
    14 years ago

    Think that is too nit picky. Think I'm more annoyed by poor spellers who don't know the difference between 'to' and 'too'

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  • [Old Memory]
    14 years ago

    Im the same way

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  • Polydactyl
    14 years ago

    You are being way too pessimistic. I could also say that I "almost didn't make it" or that I "am almost to the goal" in a more optimistic, encouraging way...

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  • iamnohs
    14 years ago

    You almost convinced me.

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  • jean213
    14 years ago

    Telling you crazy two times wasn't enough!! Man u are crazy!

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  • jean213
    14 years ago

    I mean you are crazy!!!

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  • jean213
    14 years ago

    Crazy!!!!!!!!!

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  • Ihave2try
    14 years ago

    You are getting all worked up over a word?? Just relax!! You almost got me worked up... But you didn't.

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  • OgreMatt
    14 years ago

    Almost is for horsehoes and hand grenades... Or is that what close is for???

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