Allergic to god?

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Well, whenever I see/touch/smell/hear a bible or hear anyone utter the word God(in reference to the Christian god) or anything Christianity oriented I tend to become very irritable/angry. Though this anger is not because I hate Christianity nor am I one of those 'I hate God because he turned his back on me types'. I just do...

(btw, I used to be a Christian...well, I guess I'm what 'real Christians' would call a 'fake Christian'...never really was into all that religious stuff...)

Is it normal?

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Based on 79 votes (35 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I heard a really similar story about a guy who was allergic to people saying 'Shh...'. He was on the football team with one guy in my class back in elementary school. One time the whole team was staying at a hotel, but they were in separate rooms. Late at night, my friend went to the guy's room, said 'SHH!' really loud and ran out of the room. The guy jumped out of bed and started screaming 'Who did this, I'm gonna kill everybody!' The coach had to come to the room to calm him down and it took almost ten minutes.

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  • TheLogicalJew
    13 years ago

    OK guys, stop being dicks and saying he is the antichrist, or satan, or possessed. I think he just may have some issues, noting more, nothing less.

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  • Sims1234
    13 years ago

    Ha! That's funny. I believe in god but I don't go to church every Sunday. I don't think you should sat your allergic to god maybe you're allergic to the church and the hierarchy.

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  • americanhoney
    13 years ago

    Buy an epi-pen and saddle on up! Can I get a soooooooeyyy?

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  • lovely55
    13 years ago

    Dear Satan,
    you hate God.

    There is your answer.

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  • Junk-Food-Night
    13 years ago

    Is your birthday 6/6/1896?

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  • STEPHEN_____COLBERT
    13 years ago

    Maybe you're possessed or you're the antichrist

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    • xino00
      13 years ago

      exactly...it's worst man.
      I mean if you're an atheist, that's bad but being allergic to God is worst.

      If you were gonna be cured by the holy spirit, you would say no because you are allergic.

      awww...damn, another lost soul.

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  • dragonflyfli
    13 years ago

    Christianity is kind of rediculous, you're probablly just annoyed and don't want to even talk about it when it comes up. I get that way too, if I see christains who are trying to 'spread the word' I'll go to great lengths to avoid them. It's that whole guilt trip, evil psychology crap they pull, it's just plain annoying. I don't blame you, but I don't think it's an allergy.

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  • eggdee
    13 years ago

    the answer is simple..its not normal and u r satan's child lol

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  • mrgrimm
    13 years ago

    its not really that im allergic i just have a very weird reaction...

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  • yaboiiii
    13 years ago

    Normal?? Naww man that ain't normal at all! You are just plain weird! Nah I'm just messing with u haha

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    its because you are an arrogant idiot.

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  • ThinkIShould
    13 years ago

    You're demon possessed you idiot not allergic ....the devil is in you placing hatred towards what he doesn't like smarty pray i bet you'll get allergic quick..and thats really sad..really sad..=|

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