All yer mailboxes are belong to us.

My ex g/f had commented about how she wanted to talk to the new owners of a house to get their mailbox while we were dating. This was the mailbox that belonged to her grandmother prior to her dying and it was still in front of the house after it had been demolished and rebuilt. Either way, she didn't really want to go through the trouble so i just filed it away in my memory bank.

So one day when I was drunk and walking by the house on my way back home from the bar, i tore it off the fence real manly like and shouted "GAAAAARR!!!!". THen i ran home like a little girl and held onto it until such a time that i could send it via the USPS back to her family with a note in it written in blood that said "Everyone tells me i'm crazy, but i still don't see what is so crazy about sending you a mailbox that belonged to your deceased grandma in the US mail years after we stopped talking because you were not interested in dating me - LOVE RON WEISSMAN"

Actually the mailbox wasn't really even attached to the fence so i didn't really have to rip it off anything, just gently lift it and skip all the way back home in my tutu.

So does that make me crazy?