Alcohol can sometimes defeat my procrastination

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A lot of people see mm to use alcohol to calm themselves in meeting members of the opposite sex.

For me, a moderate amount of alcohol helps make it easier to conquer procrastination, especially if it's something that can be done at home.

I've been procrastinating the 3 tasks for months:

Applying for new jobs
Starting my tax return
Reaching out to an old friend.

And after a glass of wine, I was able to get started on all 3 within a span of 1 hour.

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  • Holzman_67
    10 years ago

    I suppose thats what it means to "drink responsibly."

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  • Tommythecat.
    10 years ago

    The replies are all hilarious.

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  • VirgilManly
    10 years ago

    Real men down a bottle of Jack Daniels then do their tax returns and not just job applications, but job interviews.

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    • disthing
      10 years ago

      They then get offered the job whilst drunk, and remain drunk for their entire career. Sobriety is for pussies.

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      • VirgilManly
        10 years ago

        Isn't it illegal to discriminate against people who slur their speech, reek of whiskey, and have throw up on their shoes?

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        • disthing
          10 years ago

          If it ishnt ish shhhhould beee...

          *Blargh*

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      With current tax laws, I don't see how someone can't if they do their own taxes.

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  • Despair
    10 years ago

    Alcohol cures most everything for me.

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    • penisdump
      10 years ago

      especially hangovers.

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  • disthing
    10 years ago

    Dutch courage?

    Sometimes a drink or two shrinks anxiety down to size, even if it's the fear of the task being incredibly boring (tax return).

    I know I'm prone to avoidance; finding a million trivial things to do instead of one important thing. And I think that's because the important things are generally scarier.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I was just about to mention the wine part when I saw it in your post. Wine has a lot of healthy benefits to it. I am assuming that there are properties in it that help with emotional/mental function, not just with making a person loose.

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  • maracaral
    10 years ago

    Anxiety can cause procrastination, and alcohol can ease anxiety.

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  • Freedom_
    10 years ago

    I've written papers on extacy, but the biggest task I've completed on alcohol is throwing bottles away... ok cooking, but I usually end up pouring some of my drink in the food.

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      I wrote a paper whilst on dxm when I tried the whole college thing and actually got a decent grade. I did not even remember writing it or turning it in because this was an online class.

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      • Freedom_
        10 years ago

        Lol. For what subject? Mine was a philosophy paper so the intoxication kind of worked for it.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    A nip of Dutch courage

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  • Fall_leaves
    10 years ago

    Hey, there stranger! Me too, I usually feel more relaxed and get through the things that usually would stress me out.

    Also for writing papers it seems to help.

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