Aching a**hole

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My a**hole Has been killing me lately. It started the day right after my birthday (11/19/08)..First I had loose but not runny BM, then right after that (Friday night) it started aching some terribly. I laid down but it ached even more but when I would sit up it felt a little better. Then I had the urge to BM again and when I did BM, it felt like it couldn't come out.. as if it was too big, but I had the semi-runs. I thought sitting on the cemented steps would've caused it or too much diarrhea, but two days later (Monday) it stopped and now (Saturday) it's happening again.. not as worse but it still aches. What could it be? I don't have anal sex, I'm not even gay..is it the toilet paper?

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  • la_uva_mojada
    11 years ago

    OMG OMG TMI TMI! ICK!!

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    u need a rim job to soothe the delicate tissue and to get it all tingly and up to snuff again!

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  • CrumpledPaper
    12 years ago

    The title.. LMAO

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  • codhubiv
    14 years ago

    Sure you're not gay? Get some moist bum wipes and use them for a while

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  • Malik
    15 years ago

    I'm almost sure I don't want to know this... but what do you mean by BM?

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    • Nubian_Numen
      15 years ago

      Bowel Movement

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