Abnormal cookie fascination?

Ok, I know this is a bit weird but ever since I was a small boy, I've had a thing for oreo cookies. I don't know, it's just something about that creamy middle. Well, I'm all grown up now but this cookie fetish still persists. Sometimes when my wife and kids are gone, I'll get a whole bag, make tall oreo skyscrapers and take off my pants and masturbate all over them. I don't eat it, that's groze. But I do like to photograph it and send it to strangers on the internet. I'm a professional photographer, BTW.

I know it's probably abnormal and should see a psychologist, but I can't seem to stop. Is this really weird, or do other people have similar experiences? Please help...

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Based on 9 votes (3 yes)
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  • so_damn_unpretty

    definately not normal, but i think we all do some weird shit when we're home alone that would not fit the realm of 'normal'. Your not hurting anyone with your odd ways so enjoy those sexy oreos buddy.

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  • Dr.Abraham

    ..............................................................................are you by any chance a large blue furry monster??

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  • Poppet

    People have their wierd habits.

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