A sure fire way to get people to leave you alone, iin?

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I was reading a post on here about harassment when I got a great idea on how to get someone who's harassing you to leave you alone. All you would need is to carry a megaphone. Turn the megaphone on and put it to your bum, then let out some gas. Chances are that whoever is bothering you would cease after that loud, attention drawing, display of your digestive Tracy.

Some men don't want to believe, nor do they know that women can have gas. I'm sure that they would find this revelation extremely jarring. I think men could also utilise method this too.

What do you think? IIN?

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    Breaking wind- from the makers of breaking bad. Coming to HBO

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      9 years ago

      a meek designer at a fan factory uses his skills and begins buildin stink bomb dispersal units for the mexican cartel and gits dragged down into the underworld of chemical warfare

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    :)

    Unfortunately I don't think this would work on everyone.

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Or tell the person to go away. A "Fuck off" works wonders XD

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  • RainbowFlash
    9 years ago

    Body language works wonders.. Purse your lips (if you are a woman) let a sharp breath out and slowly cross your arms. Look utterly displeased.. pretty much do what their parents would have done to them as a child.

    Works pretty well. Or you can take out your phone and turn your attention to it.

    A decent "Fuck off" works as well.

    However, if it is sexual harassment and such things, obviously the perpetrator has no respect for the comfort of the other person, so hit them where it hurts, their pride. "Piss off pindick" or look them up and down, give a "Ha!" and walk away laughing.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Stop bathing. That will surly keep everyone away. Loneliness here you come.

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  • sillygirl77
    9 years ago

    LOL your idea is noted ;).

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  • davesumba
    9 years ago

    You are on to something.

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  • deepthought33
    9 years ago

    I would laugh like a giddy, school girl if I witnessed/heard that...which I would hate. It's embarrassing to overreact to farts and fart humor in public.

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  • Shackleford96
    9 years ago

    Lol, good idea. Record it on video too :)

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Back when I was 10-17 years old, I'd just pick up a chunk of broken pavement and toss it at the old farts that flirted with me and followed me on my route to school.

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  • JustARandomNerd
    9 years ago

    A restraining order/threatening him with the police should suffice

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      9 years ago

      It doesn't work.
      It doesn't fucking work.
      My life would be so much easier if it worked =/

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