A sexy woman who disappeared in front of my eyes. iin?

Had a weird thing happen at an outdoor fruit and veg market today.

I noticed a strikingly attractive woman looking at fruit at the avocado and peach seller. She was kind of slim yet curvy, white, straight dark hair, and had a mysterious smile on her beautiful face as she held and looked at avocados (oddly enough at a place called <my actual name> Fruits - that just makes it weirder).

As I was walking slowly past her I tried to keep an eye on her because she was so gorgeous and incredibly sexy. Looking at her from behind I noticed she had on very tight black yoga pants which were revealing the shape of her extremely nice and rounded behind.

She was standing at the counter about to be served. As I walked to the left of her only 1.5 metres away, I lost sight of her for a fraction of a second as another person walked in front of her. When I looked again to see where she was, it was like she just literally vanished into thin air.

She was nowhere to be seen. I stood around, bewildered, not quite believing what I just witnessed.

What does this mean? Was I hallucinating? Was she a ghost? Did I miss something? Was she an angel of some kind?

What is the meaning of this? It kind of freaked me out.

Was that God's way of telling me to stop perving on hot girls behinds? (or the opposite?)

Is it normal for someone to disappear in front of your eyes in a fraction of a second?

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Based on 17 votes (10 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    god would never want yall to stop pervin on hot womens behinds

    go forth be fruitful and multiply

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    • I like the 'go forth be fruitful and multiply' angle. I hadn't thought of that before.

      I think God must be telling me if you like those peaches you better get yerself some, then be fruitful and multiply.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        movin to the country

        gonna eat alotta peaches

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  • zzyzx

    She escaped, that's what happened.

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    • yeah maybe, or she turned into a peach

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  • RoseIsabella

    Maybe she thought you were a creep?

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    • Yeah maybe ... bwuahahah.

      But I don't think she noticed I was checking her out as she was more or less facing the opposite direction. But then again if she was really a ghost, she could have eyes in the back of her head or her bum.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yes, many ghosts have eyes in the of their heads.

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  • BobbyTheBear

    Another gay as fuck ghost story omfg im gunna kill someone -_-

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    • Ghost stories are not gay. But most bears are gay. <|> O)+^#^

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  • Ellenna

    I don't know if she existed or even if you do, but I do know that ghosts, angels and god do not exist

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    • Ellena,
      I know I exist, I know you exist.

      You don't know for sure that they don't exist. You just haven't seen them or any evidence for them.

      As any good detective will tell you, "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." cheers ;-)

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      • Ellenna

        If I haven't seen them and no-one has been able to produce evidence for their existence, then as far as I'm concerned they don't exist: why, do you have proof they do?

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        • No I do not have 'proof'.
          But I have experienced various things in life (which for me is evidence rather than proof) that have made me think some of these things are plausible at least, rather than completely impossible.

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          • Ellenna

            I've experienced things I can't explain but that doesn't prove the existence of anything, it only proves I don't know everything & never can

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  • stanie

    Wow your so horny ur starting to see things that testosterone up ur head yet?

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    • Well, yes, truth be told I seem to be horny almost ALL the time.

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  • Rihyae

    It's the lady with an orange, only she took up avocados lol.

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