A call to the zoo

One time when I was a freshman in high school in my history class this alpha male type of guy, John, made a remark that reading was for "pussies" and "girls" and also began spewing out misogynist ideologies (can't recall precisely what they were). I became angry with him and made a retort of epic proportions. He proceeded to threaten me with a violent confrontation after class. I avoided him, and when I got home that night I called the a zoo in my area and reported to them that I had ventured upon an ape. I gave them the address of the macho guy. The next day he looked so humiliated haha! So was what I did normal or what?

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  • Ur fucking awesome

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  • YumInsanity

    Fake

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    • Still funny though.

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      • YumInsanity

        Hopefully I took a little wonder out of the world for some people

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  • princessxox

    Lmao this made me laugh! Ur so awesome

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  • ahaha~

    ahaha~ that's hilarious >_<

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  • jessmartian

    No. Not normal. That's what's so wonderful about it.

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    • GGG5000

      XD <3

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  • *WOOT*!!!!!

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  • Clap clap clap u da maaaaan!!!!

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  • tori

    Wonderful!! Can I rent you out? Brilliant!

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  • Your my hero I would lick your scalp if you asked me

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  • Daffolion

    Lmao.

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  • billybobthorten

    I want to lick you

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