2 years comes off your life each time you have sex what would you do?

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If you're a female the fourth option is still for you, just forget the first part duh.

Have sex more than 10 times and call it that.(20 years off) 7
Have sex more than 5 times and call it that.(10 years off) 8
Never have sex and masturbate for the rest of your pathetic life. 8
Donate some sperms and / Sex like ain't no tomorow ;D! 7
I Don't fucking know :'( (cry like a bitch) 12
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  • dappled
    13 years ago | pl

    I'd try to invent a cure so everyone could have sex again without losing two years of their life.

    Just out of interest, if I'm really bad at it, do I only lose one year?

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    • sleepingbeauty
      12 years ago

      Hmmm at the other end of the spectrum, if you were absolutely fantastic at it would you only lose 6 months?

      Either way I'd be dead pretty quickly, some things are worth dying for ;)

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  • Ms.Caffinated
    13 years ago

    LMMFAO!!! Masterbation should count as like half a year don'tcha think? lol I want kids someday so 20 years aint no thing! lmao.. actually.. maybe it did exist but we found a cure because in the 1800's wasn't the life expectancy average only like 40? lol that would be some crazy shit lol

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  • That_Guy_From_The_Party
    13 years ago

    You're an asshole.

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  • disthing
    12 years ago

    If by sex you just mean intercourse, I'd stick to oral and mutual masturbation with girls. It's still good.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I'd be dead in a week.

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