2 x 4

On Monday mornings, I like to walk by construction sites in the hope that something falls on top of me. Not anything heavy, like a cinder block...Something like a 2 x 4. An object that wont cause too much damage. Is that normal?

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  • kawaiimofo

    Well, I love being in a hospital. Not really the pain or the cost of it. Just being taken care of and crap. It's nice. Like when I got mono, I had to be in there for a long time having nice people take care of me. c:
    But when I got hit by a damn car I was only in the hospital for like two hours.

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  • SlimFast

    Just don't walk under ladders. It's bad luck.

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  • guest

    i'm guest and i'm retarded

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    • so it was you who made this post?

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  • roger49

    2by4 bad next time hope for say a hammer, or nail gun, maybe tool belt or construction worker might hurt less.

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  • lol
    same here

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  • x.princess.x

    hehe it's kinda funny cos you must hate your job so much. try making a change in your life

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  • .killa.

    i think perhaps you should just go get something pierced... every monday.

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  • What is that all about????

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  • Element10010

    Ummm. Ever felt a 2x4? The things can get pretty heavy, especially at the length used at a construction site. Also, they have sharp edges. Maybe you want to wear a safety helmet.

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  • Why only Mondays??? SO you can have the rest of the week off?? You need to find a new job.

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    • anti-hero

      You commented on your own story anonymously. You seem to be the first.

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