"who will floss my dentata?"

3 Comments

Let's say that you bumped into this beautiful woman on the street and she asked if you would floss her vaginal dentata for her. She pulls off her underwear and you discover that there's a godawful odor that is a mixture of mold, rotten fish, spoiled milk and decay. Her dentata are sharp like fangs, extremely discolored and the gums around them are receding.

After seeing this, would you still agree to her offer or would you refuse?

I would still do it. 1
Fuck no! I'm leaving. 4
Other. 1
O_O I'm speechless… 1
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 3 )
  • jeebley
    10 years ago

    I'm not a licensed vaginal dentist, but I'd be willing to give it a crack for a few beers or whatever. I'd get a facemask, gardening gloves, a bucket of listerine, rear-view mirror, vacuum cleaner and scrubbing brush and see what the situation is. They definitely need a good clean and I'd say there's a few cavities and ginavitis etc.
    Might suggest falsies depending on the situation down there.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    3
    3
  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    My number is 555-555-5555.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    I wouldn't even if she didn't have all the gross add ons.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0