(men) ugh, i'm so embarrassed - do you think he minds?

I'm so embarrassed!!!

Last night, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in a little while. Hadn't seen him because work, but it's alright because I had my period. I don't really like to leave my house for anything besides work when I have my period, or really see anyone just because the discomfort bothers me, and I get moody so I avoid being bitchy to others by just isolating myself socially. No biggie, just normal things for personal comfort.

Well, I wanted to get dicked down last night, yeah? My period had supposedly ended yesterday so I was like so happy. I've had a really, really, stressful and rough past few days, so a good fucking from the person I love was just what I needed.

Well, long story short, I guess I still had my period. Fast forwarding, nothing happened DURING sex, only after when I started to bleed again. Sometimes when I get my period I guess I get pretty gassy??? I think most women do, not sure. Normally it's only like the first day so I just gotta hold it in all day so, I'm used to that.

But, good lord, when we were laying in bed I could NOT stop air from leaving my vagina - thing is, it didn't smell, at all. I wasn't farting, it was just air leaving. Which, since it had no odor whatsoever, wouldn't be a probablem - EXCEPT IT WAS LOUD. AND SOUNDED LIEK FARTING. Lord in Heaven, I was so embarrassed.

Luckily, we're pretty much like. We typically just bring up embarrassing things? Like when his stomach makes a noise he'll go, "Shut up! You're embarrassing me!" as a joke and it's like, funny. He didn't say anything in regards to this though I think, because he didn't want to embarrass me.

It didn't happen once, but THREE goddamn times. I figured out that anytime I'd move, it'd happen so I was incredibly still until we fell asleep!

Eventually I had apologized, I explained the situation "WELP I guess I'm still bleeding, and uh, those noises are due to my period, I swear to god I'm not farting" but he didn't really drag the topic on further, I think to spare me embarrassment? He continued on as normal, we cuddled and he said the usual kind things to me ; he's a very sweet man,

but part of me is still paranoid/insecure! Do you think he finds me gross now? I mean, he hasn't given me any reason to feel that way...but now I feel embarrassed? I'm so mad at my dumb silly body,

Men, if ya girl did this would you think any less of her...sorry I'm kind of dumb, just so embarrassed...

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    mosta the womens ive been with would find it hilarious

    it takes a strange kinda women to appreciate me though

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  • Checkmate_King

    Don't worry about it. Sometimes the wife and I will have farting contests. You can queef from jackhammer screwing, doggy style, or air farts from anal activities. Roll with it, go with the flow.

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    • oh, could be doggy style as well! Yeah, it wss my first time I actually let him hit it from there, because I was nervous in the past. So does this mean I should never do it doggy style again? ;_; i dont want this to happen again...I'll be so shy..

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      • Checkmate_King

        dont be shy. the escaping air from the coochie feels great on my balls. Celebrate queefs. Love queefs. Worhip queefs.

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  • Bailey_Rose

    If he tried to downplay the issue, he obviously did not care. He didn't make you try to feel bad or embarrassed. You have nothing to be self conscious about!

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    • Thank you!! ;_;

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  • umani

    Pah, stop you worrying, normal and widespread. Think of the actual act, every stroke can allow a little air in, and act like a bicycle pump, forcing air into the vagina.
    Happens to most women, sometimes every time

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    • I honestly did not know this. Never ever ever! Thanks for letting me know. SO um,...how can I explain it in a way that's not awkward? Should I just ignore it, or say something funny... I just dont want him to think I farted when I didn't

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  • EnglishLad

    You queefed. Totally normal.

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  • At least you didn’t fully deflate, now that’s embarrassing.

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