(males) how do you dispose of cum after masturbating in bed?

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I personally wipe on the sheets, but haven't experienced any negative symptoms of it.

Other: Specify? 23
Eat it. 59
Get up and wash hands 35
Wipe on tissue/cloth. 131
Rub on face 17
Leave it in on sheets. 32
Leave it on hands. 8
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  • Anime7
    10 years ago

    I don't masturbate in bed. I just masturbate in front of the computer with a napkin next to me, so that when I'm about to cum I just shoot it in that. Easy clean up and no mess.

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  • Holzman_67
    10 years ago

    Shamwow

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  • anti-hero
    10 years ago

    I don't just jizz all over myself. I have class damn it.

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    • GreyWulfen
      10 years ago

      But it's good for your skin. D:

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  • Rebus
    10 years ago

    I rub it all over my body.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I can't believe that I'm the first to say...

    ...on your mom...

    Gotta love the classics ;P

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  • dom180
    10 years ago

    I rub it all into my balls so it can be absorbed back in by osmosis, meaning I haven't wasted anything.

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  • GreyWulfen
    10 years ago

    I'm not wasting this good stuff, so I'm eating it :P

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  • chloroplast
    10 years ago

    I do it in the toilet. Clean, private, and easily disposable.

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  • Mr-Myrtos
    10 years ago

    I'm 36 and my son 16 and we both masturbate in bed. We use small towels. That's it.

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  • dickwashington
    10 years ago

    i have a special blanket i keep under my bed and i just lay underneath it and just cum in to that i wash often dont worry

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  • LizardSkin
    10 years ago

    Nun yo business.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    10 years ago

    roll over and spew on the rug

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    I keep saying I won't but then...time to wash the sheets again :(

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  • ragnarkar
    10 years ago

    With a balloon (you might need to cut the end a bit so it'll fit).

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