*ladies* (or some gentlemen) how far would you go to....

How far would you go to please your boyfriend?

Give him anal sex. 103
Have sex with another female while he watches. 71
Let him cum in your mouth. 145
None of the above. 59
Your own suggestion. (comment below) 24
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Comments ( 60 )
  • cȱɱpɩɛx

    I'd take out a big life insurance policy then shoot myself in the face making sure all the money goes to him, then he'd spend it all on ice cream, get fat, and have a heart attack. I'd be waiting for him up in heaven with a celestial gym, get him all back into shape, and say he can have that one thing I've always refused him sexually if he sticks with the regime. Finally, when he's back in shape and we're ready to start greasing up his forearm, I'd tell him I had a headache and there's nothing doing.

    When he starts his tired sexual bleating, I'd also tell him I'm not really dead, that it's all a ruse, but that he is actually dead and he has to stay in my imaginary heaven/hell forever and ever and some Frenchmen are coming later to talk to him at length about existentialism and garlic.

    And that will teach him for eating the last eclair without asking me if I wanted it. Which I didn't, but at least he could have asked.

    Have fun with the Frenchies, Todd!

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Damn women are complicated...

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      • cȱɱpɩɛx

        They sure are. Do you know where we can go to meet some?

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    • MidnightKitten

      LOL I like you.

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      • cȱɱpɩɛx

        This is permitted! Give me your soul and I'll let you join my fan club. Very exclusive. Zero members so far. And counting.

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        • MidnightKitten

          You can have it for a day. But I still want to be in the fan club after that!

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          • cȱɱpɩɛx

            A whole day? Are you aware of the damage I could cause in that time? If you're still standing after 24 hours, you deserve to be in the fan club.

            Prepare thyself, and don't get too fond of your eyebrows!

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            • MidnightKitten

              Oh my god.. Nevermind! I can't believe I almost trusted you with my soul. I thought you were KIND! :(

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    • gummy_jr

      Well damn...

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      • cȱɱpɩɛx

        I think I knew your father, gummy_sr, back when he was converting our village. I used to say "Si, Senior" to him on my way to school. Can you ask him to come back? We want it converting back into a village again.

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    • J3553

      Should have stopped after the first paragraph, it made me lol.

      The rest of that was trash.

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    • Boredomkillsthatsbad

      What an imagination, you got there

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      • cȱɱpɩɛx

        It, was all, real. At, least to me.

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  • KeddersPrincess

    I have no interest in pleasing anyone.

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    • Ibelievethis

      I'm the opposite. I love giving sexual pleasure. xx

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    • Yup. Typical not-in-love girl.

      But, once the live gets a-going, a girl just won't say no.

      Then, of course, the cooling off period happens, and it's back to cold and clammy puss.

      I guess that's why some guys do their best to keep a constant turnover of girls.

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      • KeddersPrincess

        I'm an asexual.

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        • Well, just bite down on something and think of home.

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          • RoseIsabella

            That sounds like something a rapist would say.

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  • MidnightKitten

    Well, everything, except have sex with another female... lol

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    • Hi, I'm Tommy the cat.

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      • MidnightKitten

        Oh, Hi.... I'm kitten...

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        • Meow.

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          • MidnightKitten

            Meow.. purr, purr ~

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  • Ibelievethis

    Okay I'm a proud anal virgin so that's a no no
    I've never had sex with another women, no intentions of
    But I love swallowing cum. I've just had sex a guy tonight who asked to cum on my face, only there's no predicting where it'll go . It got all over my tits and he licked it off. and soon after we had fast and furious sex.
    Last weekend a guy cream pied me. Now all I say is, I don't think my neighbours got much sleep!I'm sure you get the picture but they've keep me awake so if it's good enough for them it's good enough for me.
    So as you can see I'm very sexually open minded but I have my limits. xx

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    • myboyfriendsbitch

      It sounds like you just like cum...

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      • Ibelievethis

        Ooh I do, very much. xx

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  • xtreemgamer129

    All of the above and then some. :3

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  • Lazyjin

    Honestly, the farthest I would let him go is to either Fist me (If he could) or cum in my ass.

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  • CoLLie94

    Well I'm not doing anything to just please a guy, no matter how long we've been together. I like sex but I'm not doing anything I don't want to just to make him happy. A relationship is a two sides thing.

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  • kayathewolf

    I'd do anything for my alpha.

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  • SangoNyappy

    I've always wanted to try anal sex so why not?

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  • Riddler

    Depends how much I care about the partner.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I only give what I get and right now I'm more than content to fly solo.

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  • Jakki

    All of the choices look terrible. I would choose something we'd both enjoy.

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  • Welshfaye

    Ha well obviously all of those-that's just foreplay though :-p

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  • Demundo

    My suggestion is to try a foursome, you, your gf/bf, your best friend and his/her gf/bf.

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  • Ibelievethis

    Just thought sorry if all that was T.M.I. XX

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  • kelili

    I really don't know.

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    • Keilili! My little mochi! Why you no reply my message, baby?

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  • myboyfriendsbitch

    Further north I'd imagine... I'm thinking nipplergasm.

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  • nkwacky

    Gay guy here.. I do everything on the list except sleeping with a chick

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