jeremy the avocado

i named my avocado jeremy. was this an appropriate name? my friend thinks it would be better suited to a balloon bear. i think she is wrong. is jeremy a normal name for an avocado?

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  • Duck_________

    I had an orange named Simon. He lived in my fridge for about seven or eight months. Had I known he had such longevity, I would have named him Bilbo (he really only aged in the last month). I even took him with me when I moved.

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  • Timmeyh

    I knew a guy who had a rabbit and he named it Christmas, because he was going to cook it for Christmas dinner...

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  • You shouldn't name a food.
    Not normal.

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  • Comm0nSense

    I named my penis the commander

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  • tori

    Well, once a long time ago, my lemon tree grew a lemon in a shape of a hand giving the finger. We kept it around for a very long time till it shriveled to nothingness. I don't want to say what we named it. But just take a running guess.

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  • chunkybongo

    You should have named him Fish Ear Syndicate...

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  • Lady_smith

    lol at my old job, one of the inmate named an orange Bruno. he even gave him a face :) but one day bruno had an unfortunate accident (he was murdered, very brutally actually... smashed against a wall at high speeds) and we had a funeral service for him. lol it was actually kinda sad bruno was a nice orange :(

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  • Why are you naming your food? That's crazy

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  • themagpie

    Once I had a rock called Luke...

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  • mgnwong

    i like jeremy. i never name my food only my pets and my car. but i have a friend that named his mac "Macarena"

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  • Kyurois

    P-tron, that's because Philip is a name exclusively for nickels. Specifically girl nickels.

    I don't like naming things I'm going to eat, guess it has to do with growing up in a farming community. Unless it is a avocado plant. I find Jeremy an acceptable name.

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    • Inoyoko

      GO COSMO.

      Ahem.

      I think Carl is also a nice name for a nickel.

      Also, Jeremy is an awesome name for an avocado. Though I would've named it Anise.

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  • waitforwinter

    Why the fuck would you name an avocado in the first place?!

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  • Crossed

    i named my pc Juliet.

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  • P-tron45

    i try not to name food but when i do i've always been partial to chaz, or carl. really anything w/ a C sounds appetizing except phil. i hate that guy.

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  • mybuttholesmellsofshit

    you should of named it nigger.

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