is it normal vladimir putin would kick obama's ass in a real fight?

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It's obvious who would win a fight between these two guys. And that's Vladimir Mofuk'in Putin! For those who still have doubts about this, let's look at it like that:

Putin is a bad ass commando with high military training, does MMA, knows how to handle firearms like a pro, worked for the secret service, not to mention he's charismatic, witty and a quick thinker;

...whereas Obama is just a nerdy half-breed who spends most of his time playing golf with Gay senior citizens.

It's kind of a no brainer to predict the fight would end up having Obama lying on the floor curled up in a ball, in a pool of his own tears, screaming for Michelle.

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Based on 62 votes (58 yes)

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handsignals

9 years ago

Yeah Putin would fuck him up, wouldn't even break a sweat.

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Couman

9 years ago

I wish wars were handled this way.

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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

At this moment I sincerely believe Putin is the most evil man on the planet. He has doomed the Crimean people to a life under Russian rule, just when the Ukraine was about to finally shed the Russian yoke and join the EU. Joining the EU, will open markets and trade partners that nothing in Russia can equal. This is the only reason Putin gives a crap about the Ukraine; someone to buy his pals' crappy, over priced Russian products. If the Ukraine can avoid being subjugated, you will see a huge difference in the standard of living between it and the Crimea in 5 years or so.
He and his cronies are sucking Russia dry and he doesn't give a shit about the country or it's citizens, as long as he and his buddies are getting filthy rich. He is a very evil man.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  But he would still kick Obama's monkey ass!
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    9 years ago
    
    For once, just once I wish this cowardly country would do the right thing and step in and help a country that actually wants and needs our help. We could say we were bringing the Ukraine democracy, just like we did in Vietnam and Iraq, neither of which wanted our fucking democracy.
    As to your post; I don't care, sorry
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Putin would kick your ass too! He would make you his bitch!
      
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      - thegypsysailor
        
        9 years ago
        
        big fucking deal
        
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        RB190
        
        8 years ago
        
        How come Turkey is still not in the EU but Ukraine got an offer?
        
        It's like the Europeans are still mad at the Ottomans.
        
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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

I saw apocrine of Putin with his shirt off. While he may have a more experience in the skills of fighting, he shirtless body is not as ripped as one would expect for someone who does MMA.

Of course, he would win a competition against Obama. However, I think that you forgot about the wild card: Hilary Clinton. Why don't we also throw in some Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman?

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- kingofcarrotflowers
  
  9 years ago
  
  Sarah Palin would cheat, maybe sneak in a gun and mount the looser on her wall
  
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    9 years ago
    
    Then she'll cavort in a naked Pagan rain dance.
    
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anti-hero

9 years ago

Haha you are dumb enough to believe Russian propaganda.

Or you are just a lame racist troll looking to get away with calling Obama a half breed and a monkey.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  You sound like one of those clueless rednecks who scream "USA! USA!" watching sweaty half naked men hugging each other surrounded by ropes.
  Yeah, let those dumb tears fall down your mustard stained cheeks as some tramp like Beyonce or Katy Perry messes up the national anthem.
  
  Burp!
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    9 years ago
    
    You're mixing your stereotypes up again. Yawn, boring weak troll. Come out from behind your anonymous OP status and we will talk.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Everyone is anonymous on the internet, dumbass.
      
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      - anti-hero
        
        9 years ago
        
        Then why do you have to be double anonymous? What could you possibly have to fear? Pussy. I'm done, unless you choose to come out of hiding.
        
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  - DemonicFortuneCookie
    
    9 years ago
    
    You're an idiot. Rednecks hate Obama.
    
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RegGuy

9 years ago

Lol.

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disthing

9 years ago

So?

They're never going to get into a battle to the death with each other. If war broke out it's unlikely either Obama or Putin would actually fight anyone.

Putin is a sociopathic, power-hungry cunt. You sound like you worship him. Or maybe you're just trolling.

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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

Stop it, OP! What are you doing?! I finally get a chance to play my PSP and you want to wake the unicorn up?!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  The PSP is a piece of junk.
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    Nooooooo! You have awoken the unicorn! He's going to tear apart old run down apartments and make us all eat the debris! I didn't pack any salt, so now it's going to taste terrible. Oh well... Look at that pink tornado. See how it dangles? It reminds me of the time I set fire to the 328 dolls someone dumped in my room as a prank. Boy was she mad. She acted like those dolls were her brothes and sisters. She even named one of the female dolls after Brad Pitt. Apparently she thought the dolls would give her a mystical bowl of soup that would give her the power to read minds. But we all know that's impossible. Dolls are only known to punch people in the nuts. I know that feeling all too well.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Well.... ok then.
      
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  - DemonicFortuneCookie
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yes it are.
    
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SubstationSubCurb111713

9 years ago

Pretty bad times for you folks that you're having to worry not only about communists but black people too! Honestly, I don't know how you do it and keep these demons away from you.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I play loud rap music to keep the demons away.
  
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  - SubstationSubCurb111713
    
    9 years ago
    
    Me too, OP. Me too.
    
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    - DemonicFortuneCookie
      
      9 years ago
      
      How did you know my weakness?!?!
      
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VirgilManly

9 years ago

It's pretty sure bet that it will never happen so why bother thinking about it?

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Sog

9 years ago

So what? They both have an entire nation's army at their disposal to fight for them.

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is it normal vladimir putin would kick obama's ass in a real fight?