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I feel that an iguana is my spirit animal, and sometimes...usually on a high dose of LSD... i feel like an iguana so much that i can't tell if i actually turn into one or not. I can't tell because my mates are all too high and stare at me funny anyway.
This is driving me nuts...
Is it one user that is putting all of his/her IIN questions in quotations, or is this just a random thing among random users?
Why the hell do you even put it into quotes? To quote yourself? To depersonalize the question? I need answers!
I made my way to the familiar clearing and up the steps of a cottage. I knocked on the door. The door opened in the door way I found a chiseled Ghepetto. His muscles protruding and his buttocks looking like it was about to burst from his pants... I had no idea he could look that good. The last time I saw him he was so wrinkly that he looked like he needed to be ironed....
Once upon a time, I took a walk into this dark Forrest. I had to deliver this basket of this delicious things to the other side of the Forrest. I really wanted to pick some flowers but I sensed a sinister presence. There was a wolf not that far from me. I am no foolish sweater so I quickly continued about my way.
I got hungry at some point but I couldn't eat the food in the basket! Suddenly, the smell of breakfast wafted to my face. I followed it and came to quaint house. Before, I knocked on the door the thought came to me to look in the window. I peered in and to my surprised I found three bears. I got the hell out of there as quick as I could.
30 minty yes later, I was back on the trail and the could see the exit. I was nearly there when a furry blob leaped out in front of me. It was the wolf! He wanted me for foul things... I knew that I had fight for my life. "I am not a limp noodle!", I screamed. I brought up my leg and kicked him hard with my gigantic pumps. Then, I ran away. I left him there twitching.