is it normal that melbourne's infested

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Melbourne, Australia, is infested with dickheads who wear skinny jeans, canvas shoes have ratty ass beards, are rude to anyone who walks into their shop yet somehow manages to make enough money to pay the extremely high rent (momy and dadys money/gay mafia) they ride around on single speed bikes and expect Order of Australia medals because they only buy organic. If they did a remake of the movie Romper Stomper it wouldn't be Asians they were going for it would be fucking hipsters.

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  • bucho's_butt
    8 years ago

    God I fucking hate hipsters. They just built a hipster outpost in an undeveloped piece of land near where I live. It's a bunch of fake ass looking stores and overpriced restaurants and everybody plays on their phones instead of talking to each other. I think today's hipsters are even more soulless and vacuous than the Wall Street yuppies of the 80's.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    8 years ago

    Cause Australia was entirely peopled with criminals...

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    • januarycurse
      8 years ago

      For a country of descendants of criminals, they sure are doing pretty well. Some would say they're even better now than their mother nation Britain.

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      • wistfulmaiden
        8 years ago

        I was just quoting The Princess Bride, it's a joke.

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Well that makes me even happier that I don't live in the city any more. However, I have been into town a few times recently and I didn't see any people like that

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  • charli.m
    8 years ago

    I lived there four years and avoided it pretty well.

    Get over it. Who cares?

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  • mypenisinyourmouth
    8 years ago

    The phenomenon exists all over the globe though. it's this shitty new generation where everyone wants to be an individual by following what everybody else is doing.

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  • Quintarius
    8 years ago

    At least you dont have all the blacks that we have here

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    • Stinky_Niggers
      8 years ago

      Agreed, the blacks are far worse.

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    • januarycurse
      8 years ago

      And let's just conveniently not mention the Aborigines while we're at it...

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  • nonconformist
    8 years ago

    @Quintarius where are you? There's quite a few blacks around Melbs, there's a lot of 7/11s that need manning you know.
    There are a few too many hipsters but hopefully they'll slowly all get hit by trams whilst taking a selfie with their organic, gluten free, vegetarian burgers.

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