(guys)where do you rest your wang when you poo?

I toss it over my shoulder. Which is also my answer to "How do you masturbate?" and "What do you do for good luck when you spill salt?" and "How do you greet Justin Bieber?" and "How do you prepare a salad that's behind your back?"

This gave me the giggles. I'm sitting here imagining all positions.

mine isn`t big enough to dangle lol it just sticks out

Who the hell calls it a WANG???

Man, as a woman I find that fascinating. I always wondered how men do it. But seriously, imaging a guy sitting on the toilet and holding his d_ck while takin a dump is just so Neanderthal.

I hate the feeling of your "wang" making contact with an unfamiliar toilet. Feels so gross.

Lol at all these comments crack up XD

This made me laugh so freaking bad! I had to do the same thing, except it was my husband who asked me why i was freaking out laughing! Im still young (19) so i crack up at everything! And to the guy who wrote this i always wondered the same thing, i asked my husband and he thought it was weird, so i broke down the door!

lol, why hold on to it?

i let it hang in the water and then use it to stir

My boyfriends pecker dangles on the ground -____-

I'm a girl and when I saw this I just had to check it out. I mean come on! Where DO you put it? haha Wanna know where I put mine? HAHA!

1.Pulls pants down
2.Sit down
3.Let the volcano erupt or drain the snake(whichever comes first).
4.Hold my wang in either right or left hand real hard as if to strangle it so no pee comes out.
5.Finish task
6.Wipe hyena
7.The end

over my shoulder

im wondering how would guys pee sitting down also...? they have to push it so it aims down or what?

If you don't hold on to it the splash-back goes on your dick. Feces + penis = not good.

I stroke it, nothing like cumming and pooping at the same time

Dudes that is sick. The water in the toilet is dirty. When your shit makes the water splash it could get on your dick and cause an infection.

Danglin' in the toilet, you dummy.

in the toilet ofcourse! unless i have an erection at the time, which is the worst, because i usually have to pee when taking a poo, and my erect penis cant fit inside the toilet when sitting down, so i have to wait for it to go away, so i dont pee everywhere.

While I'm pinchin' a loaf I slap my dick In the sink and clean it off, because you'd be surprised how dirty your pecker would get when you drag it across the ground all the time.

I just let mine rest on the floor

Let it dangle in the toilet hoping it doesn't drown in the toilet water.

Isn't it obvious? I'm starting to think it went over your head.