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Say you’re on a long, actively moving trip somewhere. Like studying abroad in a group or something.
| Wait however long until everyone leaves, and then go. | 4 | |
| I would just hold it in until I get back to a hotel, I don’t care if I almost shit myself. | 3 | |
| I would just go, I don’t care what people would think. | 17 | |
| Spray some poo-pourri and go. | 1 | |
| Time my shitting with people’s toilet flushing, even if it takes forever. | 2 |
Any grown woman shocked or offended by someone pooing in a public toilet SERIOUSLY needs to grow up. That is literally what the toilet is there for.
You poo to your hearts content OP. You deserve it.
That whole "Time my shitting with people’s toilet flushing, even if it takes forever" is more of a male behavior.
Men's and women's restrooms seem to have different rules.
Women are not typically ashamed of their dump taking, unlike men.
A man will sit there dead quiet, and will flush the toilet to TRY to time his dump with the flush noise. It just does not work.
The best way to handle that if one is in the men's room is to yell in an impatient voice, "I don't hear anything coming out!"
Hey also - how come when one is TRYING to take a quiet, discrete dump, that is when the LOUDEST fart in the world decides to sneak out?
Just go, you're human.
If you're worried about the smell then here's a trick: as soon as you poop, flush it. Sure there will be a brief stank, but it'll go away quickly and wont linger.
Also, you probably already knew this, but don't sit on toilet seats without covering or wiping them down first. I always carry Clorox wipes with me everywhere, so if I need to shit I can wipe the seat down.
AND PUT THE BLOODY LID DOWN BEFORE YOU FLUSH! Otherwise there's a fine invisible spray of toilet bowl contents spreading all over the place.
To answer the question, go in, shut door, put paper on the seat if necessary, pull pants down, sit, poo, wipe. Not rocket science.
I don't know about other places, but public toilets in Australia used to be pretty disgusting and often lack paper, but in most places are now cleaned regularly by the local council.
I put toilet paper down everywhere but my own house, don’t need no toilet diseases. I’d prob wait till hotel but chances are I probably won’t even have to go much cause ibs is a bitch.
I place tp on the seat thrn just go, though my butt is usually shy when others are around