"borrowing" female shoes
Having the perfect situation and the means to do something pleasurable even though it is naughty is a very hard urge to resist. I have a foot fetish and it has forced me to do some DUMB stuff. These dumb stuff include taking female shoes from the front porch of several houses, and from some charity bins and jacking off into them, cleaning them, then returning them. Of course you will not be able to relate if you are not a foot fetishist.