95% of the men on here are bitter middle-aged virgins.

I don't know about that but I have seen pretty nasty stuff on this site. Racism, bigotry, too much trolling etc.

Many of the 95% are non-virgin males that can't get women. Like me. I can't get it up. I am just pathetic.

Nope, sorry. I am a cactus, i am sweet if you can avoid the thorns and technically i'm 3 years old. Also, i released mant seeds, flowers and fruits during my life cycle so i'm not a virgin either.

As a robot, technically, I am ageless. I do tend to take on the appearance of a 24 year old human male.

Wrong, try again.

Well that's not what your mom said.

Being in the %5 that apparently I suck I must clarify something. I live paycheck to paycheck. Being an honest decent person will attract women. I'm getting laid daily and nightly.There's alot of shitheads out there.
It's the embezzling corrupt happy middle age male that sucks.

Not a virgin but I am biter and maybe a little salty

Most males age 18-33 are poor White men from America

Well what about you? You sound bitter too.

Nice idea to get people excited!

I'm not really sure of that statement, but I do know that I've stopped giving my email(or any other form of contact) to people here due to how many unwarranted dick(and sometimes pussy) pics I've been sent. That's what I get for looking for friendship I guess.