Your own sayings you made up when kids

I think we all have our own funny little sayings that we made up when we were kids. I don't mean sayings that we stole from movies, or tv, commercials, or even from other people we knew. I mean a saying that we made up as a kid that no one else ever said. One that I made up when I was a kid was "no way Jose, not a pickle in the hay". Anyone else have any funny little sayings that you made up as a kid that no one else ever said?

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  • Nickvey

    I got bronchitis, Ain't nobody got time for that.

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  • EyelessKid

    "I killed a camel"
    "My life everyday bro"
    "When your weird af"

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  • noyesokay

    my grandma always said "you may have a pot to piss in but your house really smells. why do you piss in pots when the toilet is just over there?"

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  • flawhuman

    Well when we were just a little kid we imitate what adults do, including those wiseold sayings

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