You can't compare oriental noodles with an enchilada

Yes both are made of wheat, both contain hot spice, but you can't compare the two, one of them is noodle soup, the other is chicken wraps in a chilli salsa with cheese and sour cream, eaten with a fork. Both are delicious but they're two completely different foods.

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  • kelili

    And?

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  • bbrown95

    Has anyone actually tried to compare them? Seems like apples to oranges to me, and not even the same type of cuisine.

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    • normal-rebellious

      Exactly.

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  • Rumpelforeskin

    Does bacon belong crispy or soft?

    Does pineapple belong on pizza?

    Should you put ketchup on eggs?

    Should pizza be dipped in ranch?

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    • Clunk42

      Soft-ish. If it turns to dust in your mouth, it is overcooked no matter what it is to be used for.

      There are better uses for pineapple than pizza. That does not mean that pineapple should not be used for pizza, as I am of the opinion that there are better uses for fruits in general than cooking them.

      You should not put ketchup on eggs.

      Pizza should not be dipped in ranch; dressings and dips should be reserved for simple foods.

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      • normal-rebellious

        Yes, Clunk is a no-nonsense religious fanatic, he stops at nothing to be very frank with what he says. I think a proper pizza deserves herbs, tomato paste, cheese, and ham, like they have in Italy, but the vegetarians play with this sort by adding pineapple, green capsicum, tomato paste, cheese, mushrooms, etc to a food once with few toppings. I can't say food is simple, it's not simple, not one bit, why do people call food simple? Simple food is a natural food like an apple, a lettuce, or a pear, not a man made food like a pizza, enchilada, or noodle.

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    • AsterBean

      both, depending on application
      yes - it adds a nice sweetness to the savory.
      no, if your eggs are nasty, you use hot sauce, not sugary squished tomatoes.
      nothing should be dipped in ranch, it tastes like sour milk with weeds.

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    • normal-rebellious

      I think bourbon whiskey barbeque sauce should be put on eggs, not ketchup. Pizza shouldn't be dipped in ranch dressing, bacon belongs crispy. Pineapple can go on pizza if you're making Hawaiian pizza. It's that simple, although it's not so simple to wrap your head around, my writing is very complicated.

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    • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

      I'm eating ranch pizza as I read this.

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    • Meowypowers

      1. Medium
      2. Absolutely not
      3. No way
      4. Nope, maybe blue cheese after hot sauce if the pizza sucks

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      • Rumpelforeskin

        Agree ranch is for chicken strips and blue cheese is great.

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        • normal-rebellious

          All this with a few exceptions is junk food. Who's to say ketchup is healthy? And who decided to invent scrambled eggs? Stop eating eggs, eggs aren't good for you, they can kill you by cholesterol. Actually scrambled eggs are a healthy sub-component of eggs, with milk and butter, and salt and pepper, when it's nice and hot it makes you feel good. However I'm suspicious of food that's too good, really what tastes too good, if it even looks too good, is too showy, too nice, it's actually bad for you, health food doesn't look, taste and smell that appealing. A health food includes rusks, and coarse wheat thins made from the husks (from whole wheat), it includes wheatgrass juice, and cabbage soup, and pure strawberries eaten after dinner (not what we traditionally have for dessert, but without dipping in chocolate it can be quite healthy).

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          • Rumpelforeskin

            I don't care if it shaves a few years off my life I would rather eat food I like than just eat food I find unpleasant. Salmon is high in fat but I will never stop eating it because it is delicious.

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  • Tinybird

    who said they were the same

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    • normal-rebellious

      It's a joke, I'm making fun of comparison of two different foods when the original "comparison" is pizza and pasta.

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      • Somenormie

        Well how can we tell if it is a joke?

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        • normal-rebellious

          Because I'm taking an unimportant matter like enchiladas and noodles, and making fun of comparisons, that's how you can tell it's a joke.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    how fuckin stoned are you anyhow?

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    • normal-rebellious

      In all due respect it's wearing off and I'm back to my normal self (that's drugs from the doctor, who when exactly all humans believe it's needed, it's not needed and can't be trusted). I wouldn't seem so stoned if I wasn't getting high off brain medicine, which is destroying my brain.

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