You are all moderately attractive people

You are all fairly beautiful, smart, slightly autistic, wonderful people. I want you all to repeat those words to yourself daily and you will soar to the stars.

Have a great day!

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Based on 16 votes (11 yes)
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Comments ( 25 )
  • SkullsNRoses

    Realistic compliments, that’s what I like to see on this swamp.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    id say a touch above average in somea yalls criteria

    way below in others

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  • KholatKhult

    Yeah I’m not downgrading my morning affirmations with mediocrity - Blegh !

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    • CountessDouche

      Your 1 good leg banished the stump leg cause it got jealous of something else being too close to your luscious sack. The horses ovulate when near your masculine barn scent. You once punched a shark. WWJD? Not be as cool as you, that's for fucking sure.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Thanks but I find the whole self affirmation thing silly. On holidays people like to gift me coffee cups, posters, notebooks, and other stuff that says things like "you are beautiful" or "you are a smart woman" or "getting better each day" or some other junk. Like, I don't need a material item to tell me what I am and what I'm not. XD

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    • Millie_the_evil_saint

      This is a healthy way to view yourself.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Thank you.
        :)

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  • ospry

    This is one of the worst compliments I've ever received. Just tell me I'm subpar, don't dress it up as a fake compliment

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    • Millie_the_evil_saint

      Perhaps that was OP's point: backhanded compliment.

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      • ObamaIfHeWasBlack

        going out of your way to tell someone they're average is like asking to pay your compliments to the chef and your compliments are "it was bland"

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  • ObamaIfHeWasBlack

    this feels condescending

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    • Millie_the_evil_saint

      Because it is.

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  • kikilizzo

    Yes I am. Thanks mate

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  • litelander8

    Thank you.

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  • Ligeia

    This resonates

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  • StrawberryLollipop

    Thank you, you too!

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  • normal-rebellious

    Common people, how different people can't get used to that. Undifferent, normal people relate to fakearse people, not these people with psychiatric disorders, not so fun fact, Hitler was autistic. Autistic people only care about bullshit, games and reliance on pills, as slightly autistic myself I care about mobile games, food, wine, and all the baggage the autistics can't handle in a truthful, coffee-drinking, news-paid worker of watching the news like myself, I think in all honesty autistic people are those stupid people I don't wanna talk to, they fight, they manipulate, they threaten, it's a mental illness. These people are nothing and that's what they're afraid of, they can't face the truth that they're not big or grandiose or fancy people or the great people or success they imagine themselves to be, but just typical people true to their tribe like the rest of us.

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    • Meatballsandwich

      Any source to the claim that Hitler was autistic?

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    • Don’t be too harsh on autistic people they’re gut flora is off.

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      • normal-rebellious

        Yeh, they're out of the mainstream but my autistic friend is a Christian and he isn't the arsehole I met in the other autistic people. And you have no idea what these people are like, most of them are arsehole living in fantasy, I met them, I don't even talk to Tom because he blames me, he criticises me, his parents couldn't handle him and he smells like an undeodorised arse crack, and his fat hairy arse is showing, he never buys pants big enough to cover it, plus he's overweight, he refuses to lose that gut.

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  • Millie_the_evil_saint

    Why would you assume everyone who uses an advice website is autistic?

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  • kelili

    I feel I'm way more.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    You sure about that? I think the slightly autistic is the only thing in this post that's true about the users on here.

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    • Millie_the_evil_saint

      Why would people who ask for advice be autistic?

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        Wasn't talking about them, but them too.

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