Would you pay a monthly fee to give up pissing/shitting?

If you had the option to pay a monthly subscription fee that made it so you no longer had to piss or shit, what would be the maximum amount you would pay?

Poll is in USD

No, I live to shit 27
Yes, but only under $100 a month 11
Yes, but only under $300 a month 1
Yes, for any amount a month 0
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Comments ( 13 )
  • raisinbran

    Does this subscription package include farting?

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    • leggs91200

      Folks, this person is a bargain shopper.

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  • Fugazi,again

    Ive cut down on carbs lately and I now actually enjoy shiting, I used to have to wipe like 10 times but now it just explodes out and is pretty much always a clean drop

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    I definitely would but $100?! $300?!! I'd be thinking more along the lines of $5/month.

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    • KholatKhult

      You’re way underpaying anti-shit&piss wizards
      They’re going to unionize

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  • momgetthecamera

    I love the internet

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  • bigbudchonga

    Ye, I piss a lot at night, and it's annoying. I'm 23 and I already get up about 3 times a night to piss; I'm dreading being old. I'm going to have to live in the bathroom!

    Piss pass for 19.99? You got it bro.

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  • allialli

    it’s a waste of money though, isn’t it?

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  • --

    No, shitting is when I read one of the sexy zoo or picture magazines I have laying on the floor beside the toilet.
    Also I love doing a bad shit and yelling out when I'm finished "I wouldn't go in there for a while if I was you"

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  • megadriver

    No, it's not that much of a hassle, but I would pay to be able to go without sleeping.

    Think of all the things you could learn, or do, if you didn't have to sleep for 8 hours a day. That's 8 hours lost to you snoring in a bed, dreaming nonsense, while life goes on.

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  • happypill

    I'd rather pay for the ability to know when someone's going to poison me. Better if my ass prints all the results so I can run to pollice with it.

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  • leggs91200

    Maybe $40 a month.

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  • Mammal-lover

    I would pay to have a poop free butt. That would be amazing. All the anal I desire then no mess no fuss. It would be worth alot to me. Wouldng be able to sign up for a few years though. Not till after school

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