Why don't i get drunk

I drank whiskey for the first time 4 months ago, it didnt do anything. I tried it again about 2 months ago, still nothing. So I tried beer, but I feel just as I did before

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  • jackstormwater

    How much do you weigh and how much did you drink? Believe me, there is a certain amount of alcohol that WILL get you drunk.

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    • Im 120 lbs and drank like half a bottle

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      • NoRestForTheWicked

        Ah I see. I'm more like 150 lbs, give or take.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    I suppose everyone after drinks would have a blood alcohol level, that doesnt mean they feel the effects.

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    • LloydAsher

      Oh you feel the effects. Just that it's way more obvious from other peoples perspective. That or you just didnt drink that much.

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  • LloydAsher

    Even if you have an armchair understanding of the finnish you can understand why the word exists.

    I also find the word to be a hilariously "foreign" word that is very digestible for the average english speaker. Pants-drunk

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  • Tinybird

    Same here, I have never been drunk. Even when I've drank a lot, didn't even feel "tipsy". I just felt the same as before.

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  • Tinybird

    But it's true though. I one went to a halloween party, and I drank like 2 cans of some alcohol, and had a bit of vodka. I didn't feel any different, whatsoever.

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  • SaddleGoose

    I don't drink as often as I did in my early adulthood with friends but back then I was a well composed drinker. People would be falling over themselves at the take-away at the end of the night and I'm just standing there like, ":) Pizza plz" even though I drank just as much.

    Maybe you're just a well composed drunk? Doesn't mean alcohol doesn't effect you, just that you can control your faculties a tad better while drunk.

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    • That maybe it!

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    It takes me a lot to get drunk idk why. It didnt used to. I need atleast 8 shots back to back to feel kind of drunk. I think its these brain supplements I been taking.

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  • NoRestForTheWicked

    You are large, the higher body mass allows you to drink more alcohol. Also if you eat a lot during the night, and drink a lot of water. This helps you stomach the alcohol. I have the same thing. Seven shotglasses and nothing. Feel fine the next day. And yes I'm big.

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  • LloydAsher

    I perfer the path of päntsdrunk, a finnish word for drinking alone without pants.

    Why do I need to go to a pub to spend 50 dollars to get drunk if I can get a 20 dollar bottle and self pour in the safety of my own home.

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  • LloydAsher

    I'm a light weight, two shots and I'm warm and happy. I get drunk only to update myself how many drinks until I vomit.

    I'm very self aware of my intoxication (enough to not risk driving) normally all it surmounts to is that I drink, eventually lose self moderation in quantity and then puke 80% of that recent alcohol up before passing out.

    Never got black out drunk, probably because my puke benchmark is lower than the blackout benchmark. So I unfortunately remember in great detail.

    Reason why I catalog my drink benchmark is because of a singular moment where I 100% got alcohol poisoning and if it wasnt for the fact that a binged on six bagels beforehand I would of probably died. All six of those chewed up, soaked in alkaline bile bagles came up. In a blind putrid display coating the entire "extended stay of america" bathroom. Tried wiping it up with those thin ass towels, only made it worse. Proceded to take a shower and pass out on the nearby bed. When I woke up I was aware of the prior night's disaster. I put 40$ on the bathroom sink with "I'm so fucking sorry :(" written on it. Called room service and fucked off for the entire day trying to walk off the hangover. When I got back, everything was clean and the money gone, as was with my dignity.

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    • Ummitsstillme

      You are so otherwise articulate, but could you please say, "would have"?

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      • LloydAsher

        :P

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