Why australians are so loud, obnoxious, uncultured, stupid, and jealous

I've met plenty of Aussies in traveling hostels and they seriously lack conversation skills. Their topics are limited to "bee-ah,""mate this," "mate that." I hate that irritating accent. Then they immediately start prancing about their suburban life in Australia. "Mate", your country is located literally near the bottom-hole of the earth. No one really wants to go there. I'm not interested in King's Cross, Brentwood or Bondi beach. There are far more fascinating places in this world to explore. Yes, I am interested in the Kangraroos and the Koala bears but none of the Aussies you meet have seen one either. At least 70 percent of their population lives near the five major cities; Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Brisbane, and Adelaide. They don't know the names of any of my favorite rock bands so there's nothing common to explore really. They don't read any books or have any serious interest in exotic cultures. Also their choice of sports is "not my cup of tea." They like to play Cricket and Aussie rules footy. "Oh, you haven't heard of Shane Warne?" I googled that bloke's pictures: something about him gives me the creepy vibes. Mel Gibson isn't Aussie either: he left that country while still relatively young.

I thought the Aussies spoke English but it's mostly uninteresting babble. The way they talk is rather childish. "bikky" means biscuits. So, a chocolate biscuit will be "chocky bikky". Even the name of the country is "straya" or something. How can anyone be so darned lazy to not even complete a sentence.

This is indeed the most backwoods place in the world. I've met people from relatively unknown countries like Moldova, Ecuador, Azerbaijan, and Kazakhstan who were far more interesting than any Aussies. They're just damn annoying.

"Aussies leave me alone. I don't wish to speak to another one of your kind." Get a proper education first. You all seem to be well-traveled but you don't really absorb the local culture very well. All you want to do is party and get drunk, and then lie in your own puke. If you're spending that much amount of money to travel, there's so much more that could be done with your time. And for the last time: "I'm not interested in sharing a weed cigarette with you. I don't do any drugs."

Not enough of these fuckers died in the Coronavirus outbreak either. The virus be like: "these dumb morons are not worth killing. Screw them."

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  • Who cares

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  • Kangaroos are terrifying and Mel Gibson is the shit.

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  • “All you want to do is party and get drunk, and then lie in your own puke”

    Proof that Australians are actually great.

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  • Don't hold back your full opinion for our sake.

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  • Fuck off ya cunt bogan!

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    • What's a bogan?

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      • A yobbo with a tinny and tank top from Coles.

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        • Lol, no thats a fisherman. A bogan does wear a wife beater, but also wears thongs, drives a 15 year old holden and has a mullet hair style. Some people get bogans mixed up with housos. Yet they are similar a houso must be in government housing and be receiving newstart or jobseeker payment whereas a bogan can be on the dole but not in government housing. A bogan can also be wealthy, but a houso can only be poor. Even know media would have all housos look dumb, intelligence is not what defines one, however bogans are usually all simple minded.

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    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

      Real Aussies

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  • You’re all the same to me

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  • What's the ethnic equivalent of racism?

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    • According to Google, the term you're looking for is "ethnic discrimination". According to the US Census Bureau, the term is "racism". The way the US Census Bureau defines race and ethnicity is just idiotic.

      https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.census.gov/mso/www/training/pdf/race-ethnicity-onepager.pdf&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiNrZzDlKjpAhVFM6wKHdoHBG0QFnoECAoQAg&usg=AOvVaw0_txbWTf4ggvzJnSnXYu0a

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    • Anti-national? Idk

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  • Your post reminds me of my estranged New Zealander relatives, I’d forgotten how they used to say “chocy bikky”.

    Annoying people to meet on holiday are normally American, Australian or low class English (I don’t mean necessarily poor, just trashy).

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  • Everyone in Australia are kangaroos dressed in human suits.

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  • You clearly have a major bias toward Australian people and have simply come here to have a rant and vent your opinion online.

    Australian slang derived from a mix of indigenous, convict, redcoat and free settler contributions. The words that "stuck" are drawn from all over and not just from one geographic area (not just of the UK but also India and other parts of the British Commonwealth).

    Australians’ egalitarianism, sense of humour and informal language that are most commonly cited as examples of the 'laid back attitude'.

    Interestingly, Australian slang has been influencing the English language from many decades. It is evident by the fact that many Australian English words are getting updated in the Oxford’s Online Dictionary. The word "Selfie" is a prime example of slang that grew worldwide from Australians.

    Oh and lastly, while you believe Aussies should "Get a proper education first" before talking, keep in mind that I myself am an Australian. Maybe what I've said will help bring some facts to that biased head of yours mate.

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  • I've never met an Australian before, but I wouldn't mind getting drunk with one on beer, at the beach, while we talk about V8s and chicks and probably do a bit of dirt biking at some point XD

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  • BUT MOST OF THEIR WOMEN ARE SO DAMN HOT AND SEXY.

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    • Disclosure: I lived in Canberra 1985-1986, and there is a bigger gender gap in Australian culture than you will find in most countries. Australian women are very similar to American women, except unlike American babes who are lone wolves, Aussie girls travel in packs. The men stay out of their way, and the women will never notice guys regardless of what they do. So guys party, get drunk and lie in their own puke. Really, it's a pretty good system. I enjoyed living there.

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  • Interesting theory, they're either the ass or the mouth

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  • All Australians I met to this day were kind to me. Plus, the ladies are hot.

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  • Total respect to the Aussies. The world could learn a lot from their laid back approach to life. The ones that really piss me off are the Americans, they are mostly poorly educated, overweight morons. They like to think they’re important because they live in a big country, but size most definitely isn’t everything. You only have to look at who they voted in as their current president, to realise they all must be pretty thick.

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    • I’ve never heard anyone brag over the size of our country. 😂

      Now I do brag about how many different beautiful landscapes my country has. Beaches, cannons, desserts, etc. I consider myself very fortunate.

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    • Technically, Trump lost the popular vote. However, Hillary was a far worse choice. Neither of them are good, though.

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      • I think the Electoral Collage is utter garbage and we should let the president be elected by popular vote. Its not my fault Joe Shmoe chose to live in the vast wasteland of the US, so why are we changing the figures to make each state look even across the board? 1 vote should = 1 vote.

        If we went for a popular voting system, then we could really see the true colors of those who got swindled by a crafty campaign ad.

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        • If you think about it, the electoral college has benefits. It protects states with small populations from being shoved aside by states with larger populations.

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          • Shoved aside in what way? If everyone’s voice = one vote, it should not matter how many people live in your city or state.

            At the end of the day, it should only matter how many people voted for X candidate, and how many for Y candidate.

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            • The states with large populations would end up always winning the elections, resulting in presidents who only care about the well-beings of the states with larger populations, causing states with smaller populations to be less desirable places to live, resulting in underpopulation of states with smaller populations alongside overpopulation and increased housing prices in the states which started with more people.

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      • I don't like Hillary, or Bill, they're awful people.

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  • I read somewhere that at one point, Australia is where the UK used to send it's worst criminals. If that is the case, that may be how their culture started.

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  • I picked Drunken Racist :) I can, I'm Aussie. Why, you may ask? Because I love beer and hate indians.

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    • Same thing mate, let's race V8 utes, get pissed at a beach party and blare rock music.

      I'll bring rakia, it's like nothing you've ever tasted before 40-65 percent alcohol, depending if it's store bought or homemade.

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      • Sounds good mate, just throw her in the ute mate and ill be there in a jiffy.
        Man fuck the OP! I love how we talk. All these people with their big words having to explain directions to go to some shop in some street, fuck mate, we just say "its down the maino man".
        Everything ends in O
        Meet you at the trainO.
        Go down the mainO.
        I smashed damO.
        It aint rocket science and if the op can't get it then that says more about him then us........ MATE

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  • My experience is opposite to yours. Every single Aussie I've ever met so far has been super-nice and certainly not superficial as you claim them to be. If anything, I found their depth of character relieving - especially given that I live in England, where a whole lot of people really do have the same boring conversations every day and don't do much more than party. I also love their accent, and to me it sounds very satisfying and uplifting.

    To each their own, I guess.

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  • An Aussie mate I met online stayed at my house for a while when he was on holiday. He was nice and read books. Anyway, I'm English though so I like the Aussies/ kind of feel loyalty to them.

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  • Sounds like you're stereotyping an entire country off of a handful of people you met

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  • Australia has those huge-ass spiders.

    There seem to be a lot of Australians on this site.

    Anyone want a chocolate covered pretzel?

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  • Well, the aussies I've met have been generally friendly people. Friendly, but not the most " well-read " bunch, really. And personally, I think Australia seems kinda interesting. It's a place I'd gladly pay a visit sometime.

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  • Okaaayy and I guess trump is making ‘merica’ great again’

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  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vWhf575Qr4&t

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