Why are christians such dorks?

I'm sure that there are plenty of exceptions, but I've noticed multiple times that Christians (while most often being quite nice) tend to be total goddamn dorks. They tend to be boring and prudish as shit. I think that their prudishness can be explained by the fact that the Bible has some very bizarre and repressed views on sexuality, especially female sexuality. Your thoughts?

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  • ospry

    As long as they're not hurting anyone else or encouraging others to hurt anyone else, they can be as goofy and as big of dorks as they want

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    • normal-rebellious

      Yeah, they can be humble humiliating themselves, and do stupid hypocritical bullshit all they want, without knowing the consequences.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Yeah we domt dye our hair blue and complain on twitter about rich ppl

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  • Solarith

    Derp

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  • olderdude-xx

    I'm not sure that you have met any "real" christians. Most the people claiming to be one don't have a clue what the Bible actually says and their actions and behaviors reflect that.

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  • DADNSCAL

    They twisted Jesus’ message so much that now many of them preach hate instead of love. And it’s all about money and power, which is exactly what Jesus said don’t matter. And the antisex stuff is pure hypocrisy.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      they didnt understand disease transmission when it was wrote which led to all kindsa superstition about loose sexual practices

      just as they didnt understand safe food handlin practices therefore a portion of the worlds population missin out on delicious delicious pork

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      • DADNSCAL

        The taboo against pork isn't about safe food handling. Pigs were already seen as unclean animals and so were given slop to eat and they never cleaned their pens. So the pigs ate garbage and lived in filth, as any animal will do. Modern pigs are raised in clean environments and fed well. There's reallh no food issues with them.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          its a retarded linea thinkin given how universal chicken is as a meat source and how much disgustin shit they eat

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  • normal-rebellious

    Ya, it's normal, but many Christians are idiotic old women who know nothing about nothing.

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  • Tommythecaty

    A prerequisite.

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  • raisinbran

    They should accept mutilating children's genitals, it's what's trendy now. All the cool soccer moms are doing it. That and teaching kindergartners how to masterbate (the ones who still have their genitals).

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    • normal-rebellious

      They should kill people who aren't Christian like them, go ahead, go around nailing people to crosses, it must be perfect! Go ahead and fuss around like a hypocrite only choosing nice things in the Bible you want to hear, cherry-picking, go ahead and tell lies, be an idiot anyone who's a Christian ass.

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  • LloydAsher

    What's wrong with being dorky?

    If your biggest complaint is that they are nice and a tad prudish then you are definitely up your own ass eh?

    If anyone should win the world religion contest christianity isnt the worst winner. The smart Christian's know that honey catches more than vinegar.

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    • ospry

      Honey catches more [flies] than vinegar

      Which is why you you told OP to get his head out of his ass...?

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      • LloydAsher

        He already made up his mind and I never said I was christian. I didnt groove with the negativity.

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        • ospry

          Ah, gotcha

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