Who would win in fight?

Who would win in a fist fight? The Queen or the President? No help allowed.

Bonus points: describe how it'd go down!

Joe Biden 14
Queen Elizabeth II 17
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  • MonteMetcalfe

    She'd kick him in the nuts. End of story.

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    • I'd love to see her put her little purse down, take her 1-inch heels off and go for it! It'd be a dream come true. And all the corgis barking at him!

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    • LloydAsher

      That's assuming his nuts are working and he isnt on every pain suppressant on the planet.

      Hes governing like hes on something.

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  • raisinbran

    They would shuffle towards each other and then tip over on impact. It'd come down to which one would hit the ground first based on wind speed and direction.

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  • AsterBean

    Biden is old school, he would never hit a lady. I believe he would forfeit and the Queen would still punch him out for being a pussy. And he would take it like a gentleman.

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  • OSCARUK

    Sadly i would have to say Joe Biden due to the Queens current failing health and mobility issues.. Biden would appear to float like Ali compared to her.

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  • lavaskip

    Joe biden would forget where he's at and start wandering around

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  • DarkMatter

    I'm British so obviously I think the Queen would win. I imagine the Queen taking out her sword and guillotining him in one blow.

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  • Tommythecaty

    If they’re fighting on flat terrain, Biden.

    If they’re fighting on a flight of stairs, the queen.

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  • Sunshinegirl

    Actually today the previous Queen Elizabeth would win a fight with Joe Biden.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Joe Biden easily

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    • How? Describe, please!

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Dont play stupid

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        • Don't play yourself!

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          • 1WeirdGuy

            joe biden a 6 foot tall former athlete vs a 5'4 royal woman whos never even had to wipe her own ass or been in a fight. Hmmmmm I cant decide

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            • PurpleHoneycomb

              Not to mention the age difference. They're both geezers, but one is significantly older than the other.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    I could see Joe Biden bitch slapping the queen of need be. I can also see the queen being savage about it too.

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    • Mm... you're avoiding expressing an opinion... who would win?

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      • Curiouskitten444

        The queen cause she might do some eye poking and has probably already killed a man

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        • Hahaha you're so cute!

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