Who else experiences tiny hairs?

For about 2 months now, my anus area and crack have been so severely itchy. When I wipe, the culprit is a tiny hair. I understand it can be scalp hair bits but other times, I think it's butt hairs (diff color, thickness & obviously mine). No matter what it keeps resurfacing! Ugh. I clocked within 2 hours, wiped 7x and there were 12 total hairs!😮 Unreal! I rinse while showering, wipe after showering, even have flushable wipes. And still THIS! Ugh. Shouldn't I be conserving tp during Covid and not using it to discover hairs?! Help!!🙏🙏🙏 #frustrating