Which method of execution would you choose?

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I was watching a video on some ancient torture methods and I don't know which would be the most brutal

"Scientific" experimentation torture (a la Nazi Germany) 1
Immurement (being sealed away in a tomb while still alive) 0
Egyptian canoe (bound, put in a canoe, covered in honey and eaten alive) 1
Bamboo torture (bamboo stalks grow through your torso) 2
Boiling alive 2
Being crippled and left to die of exposure 1
Impalement (vertical) 0
Impalement (horizontal) 1
Crucifixion 3
Other (describe in comments) 5
Stoning to death 1
Death by 10,000 Cuts (ancient Chinese torture) 0
Being skinned alive 2
Being broken on "The Wheel" 0
Burning alive 0
Iron maiden (even though historically they were only decorative) 2
Being drawn and quartered 1
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  • randypete
    1 year ago

    having my cock sucked till I die

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  • Somenormie
    1 year ago

    Drowning would be mine.

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  • Holzman_67
    1 year ago

    I chose impalement but more just cos the word is cool

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    • Wow3986
      1 year ago

      That shit is cool to you? A word that was used for a brutal torture method is cool?

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      • Holzman_67
        1 year ago

        I was talking phonetically, linguistically.

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        • Wow3986
          1 year ago

          yeah right. You enjoy the brutal death of people. Absolutely despicable.

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  • 555
    1 year ago

    Question is ambiguous. What method would I choose for myself, or for other people?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Question is ambiguous; penis caught in ceiling fan

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  • megadriver
    1 year ago

    Is this poll to see which of these is the worst, or a game where we chose one of these...

    If it's to rate the worst - that would be 10000 cuts, or crippled and left to die.

    If it's to chose one for myself - Die fighting against the one that gave me that choice, or suicide. I don't want to give anyone the satisfaction, thinking they are in control.

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  • raisinbran
    1 year ago

    Immunization (slow acting death shot)

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    • Solarith
      1 year ago

      I like it

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    1 year ago

    Non stop gladiatorial combat to the death with inmates on death row (one right after the other, no breaks in between fights) until I drop from exhaustion & am killed by my next foe.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      That's weirdly coincidental. I just watched the Sons of Anarchy episode where Opie dies

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  • Elevator_music
    1 year ago

    Old age

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  • ObamaIfHeWasBlack
    1 year ago

    Taint tickling

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  • my_life_my_way
    1 year ago

    A guy slitting my throat during sex

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      You just gave me the weirdest b0ner

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      • Wow3986
        1 year ago

        So you're turned on by the idea of a Woman having her throat slit during sex? So you like the idea of women dying?

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  • Solarith
    1 year ago

    Erotic asphyxiation

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  • Meowypowers
    1 year ago

    Pop the spine or stab the head or heart, whatever is quickest is ideal. There is one where they coat people in milk and honey and leave them out in swamps to be eaten by bugs slowly. That might be the worst.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety
    1 year ago

    Are we choosing which method we would want, or are we just rating which one is worse?

    If we are choosing which method of execution we would want, I'll go with crucifixion. If we are rating, probably being skinned alive.

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  • shoka2322
    1 year ago

    A lot of the mass shooters and criminals today deserve these methods of execution, to be chosen by the victims' families.

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  • Grunewald
    1 year ago

    None are especially humane.

    If I were crucified I'd have the consolation of knowing how Jesus felt (if only physically). At least the experience would be meaningful.

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  • FeedMeTurds
    1 year ago

    I would want to die from the diseases that come with hot women shitting in my mouth

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  • kelili
    1 year ago

    I have voted bamboo because it seems like it's the method that will kill you the slowest. How the fuck they came up with this?

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  • Curiouskitten444
    1 year ago

    What would I choose to die with or which is more brutal?
    Least horrible- horizontal implement. Or iron maiden

    Most brutal: probably being skinned alive.

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  • olderdude-xx
    1 year ago

    When a person falls asleep at night... slowly increase the nitrogen content of the room (reducing the oxygen content to below what is required to sustain human life). The person dies peacefully in their sleep.

    This is actually being considered as a humane way of executing people,

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    • Wow3986
      1 year ago

      So that would justify killing someone?

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      • olderdude-xx
        1 year ago

        It's not a justification to kill anyone, just a method.

        I do not rule out the death penalty for rare cases in our criminal justice system (but those are rare - and require extraordinary proof). The facts and circumstances of those cases provide the justification.

        In military service in a war situtation it's allowed to execute someone for a lot of other reasons. Having served I understand the circumstances that could come up.

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        • Wow3986
          1 year ago

          First of all, you were telling people how they can kill someone. Second of all, you justified literal murder by calling it "humane". Don't act like an angel. You're sick in the head. Commit yourself to an asylum.

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          • olderdude-xx
            1 year ago

            This whole post is about the subject of execution methods.

            Clearly some methods are more humane than others.

            I have likely butchered close to a thousand animals for meat for my and other families in my life, and thousands of fish.

            There are methods of killing the reduce the pain or the duration of it - that is what makes them more humane.

            The killing of animals and of people has existed since the beginning of human history - and will continue forever without some truly major changes in social structure and standards.

            I fully reserve the right to kill in self defense of myself, my family, and if necessary to protect a group of people, and to protect my country or a major "just" goal of my country (which is what you pledge to do if you join the Military or are called up as a militia member should the unorganized militia ever be called up in my area). I also reserve the right to kill animals for the food that I and others I know eat.

            But such killing should always be done in the most humane manner possible given the situation,

            Don't think you are so innocent because you buy your food from a grocery store, or live in a country that has had lots of military die protecting your right to live a peaceful life.

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            • Wow3986
              1 year ago

              Even more justifications for killing people. Sick rapist fuck.

              And now you're using the incorrect pronouns.

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  • Tinybird
    1 year ago

    I would do all of these to all the people that bullied me. I would put them on a wheel and spin it in front of them to choose a method of torture for each one! I would even add my own creative tortures!
    Like pouring a boiling kettle down their asshole
    Fucking them up the ass with a cactus
    rubbing nettles on their genitals and poison ivy
    and my personal favourite
    gouge out their own eyes and then shove their eyes up their ass so they can watch themselves shit out their own eyeballs. Then, force feed them their own shat out eyes, and when they vomit them back up, force feed them them again and again and again until they die MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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    • justcurious00
      1 year ago

      The word 'cruel' don't want to be associated with you, because even he has his standards. You're just pure disgusting.

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      • Tinybird
        1 year ago

        And you're just one of the people I'd like to do that to, I am so sick of retards calling me "disgusting" "sick" "gross" "weird" "freak" "creepy" and worse, I'll show them and I've shown you exactly what I think of you. This is what saying that does to someone. It twists them into a bitter and hateful person. And calling me disgusting of course contributes more to my hateful feeling! Thanks for helping and contributing!!!

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        • justcurious00
          1 year ago

          don't blame others for you're cursed with such a toxic personality. fix yourself.

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          • ospry
            1 year ago

            It's not my place to share any of her experiences, so I'll just say you're mistaking neurodiversity for toxicity

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        • justcurious00
          1 year ago

          oh really, you're so sick of it? then how about not acting like an absolute garbage of a human? then people might treat you better.

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          • ospry
            1 year ago

            Leave it be. Get to know Tinybird and you'll see the there's really no cruelty in her, just a lot of unresolved pain

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            • Tinybird
              1 year ago

              Thanks for sticking up for me, this guy just can't even take a joke

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            • justcurious00
              1 year ago

              yeah turn every toxic person into a victim. welcome to 2022.

              i'm sure many of the serial killers would seem like a victim if you get to know them.

              i'm sure everyone have their reasons for their garbageness. but there's no excuse for intentionally choosing to be walking pile of garbage.

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    • Elevator_music
      1 year ago

      Omg it's Albert fisher

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      • Tinybird
        1 year ago

        who???

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        • ospry
          1 year ago

          Albert Fisher

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          • Tinybird
            1 year ago

            and also I don't want to kill the people I'm attracted to; rather I want to kill the people who are horrible to me for being attracted to the people I'm attracted to. Of course if I'm attracted to someone, I want to be nice to them.... Is that.... Weird??? Of me???? Or....

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          • Tinybird
            1 year ago

            Idk who that is and also I am a girl. Albert is a guy's name.

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      1 year ago

      Is locking an easily triggered bipolar Republican and an easily triggered bipolar liberal in the same room considered a method of execution? Because there are two unkind people in my life I'd like to do that to and I'm 100 percent sure they'd kill each other meeting and hearing each other's opinions. XD

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        1 year ago

        I'll allow it

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago

      Whoa calm down

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  • RoseIsabella
    1 year ago

    I would want to be sentenced to be hanged until I am dead.

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  • litelander8
    1 year ago

    We were supposed to vote for the worst, right?

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  • Vvaas
    1 year ago

    oh hell nah

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