Which highly caloric food would you ever try?

Which one would you try out of these and why?

General Tso sandwich 4
Fast food lasagna 1
Candy quesadilla 1
Cheeseburger burrito 4
Fried chicken nachos 3
Vanilla ice cream baklava with nutella 8
All of them 4
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  • my_life_my_way

    All of it. The best high calorie food I’ve ever had was a deep fried Mars bar

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    • techpc

      My friend has eaten 4.5 sticks of fried butter. Yes, he is proud of that fact. A deep fried mars bar sounds great.

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  • Grunewald

    Anything with nutella is a must, for me.

    I don't see what's necessarily so calorific about a cheeseburger burrito, though. It's presumably just like a cheeseburger but in a wrap, not a bun.

    Burgers aren't horribly calorific if they're shaped out of lean 5% fat mince (like you use for bolognaise sauce) and chopped onions, and bound together with egg, then grilled rather than fried. Not that there's ever much fat to drain off 5% mince... And there are definitely more and less fattening cheeses and mayos out there.

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    • I invented a sandwich last week

      I call it The King, it has peanut butter, bananas, and nutella

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      • Grunewald

        😍

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  • a-curious-bunny

    Fried chicken nachos of course. The sandwich sounds good 2. The rest sound gross or I don't know what it is.

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  • darefu

    You forgot the choice, All of them !
    I haven't had all of them but I didn't see any on the list I wouldn't try.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Pretty sure I make cheeseburger burritos accidentally

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  • radar

    None because I already have gastritis and feel like I've swallowed a small firecracker. Just reading that list made me queasy.

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  • LloydAsher

    Choco tacos are good

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  • techpc

    Never had baklava- I would probably go for that.

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  • my_death_my_way

    My favourite high calorie snack is lollies that I nick from crying babies at the local garden. I just like to walk up to the prams and punch a bub right in the gob until they start blubbering, then steal their sweets. My second favourite is cheeky biscuits that I nick from children's graves.

    I try to control myself around sweets, though, since as a young, sexy British bird (and definitely not a fat old man pretending to be a woman online), I need to keep my girlish figure. It's tough finding a bloke to rape ya and slit your turkey gobble when you look like a right fat ol' cow who eats sweets all day, innut?

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