Whenever i hear "florida luxury anything"

...I just picture a fancy swamp.

Like "luxury apartment". A "luxury high-rise apartment" just sounds like you have a better view of a swamp.

Is it normal?

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Based on 16 votes (9 yes)
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  • MonteMetcalfe

    They don't have cockroaches in Florida.
    They refer to them as "Palmetto Beetles".

    As in "Oh the guy will be over this morning to spray your condo for Palmetto Beetles." Makes it sound more like a tropical paradise.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Ive been in dade county jail and what we call cockroaches where I live were the size of mice there. It was disgusting.

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    • iEatZombies_

      I call them palmetto bugs. Never heard of them refered to as palmetto beetles before.
      And we differentiate them from our regular cockroaches (which we have plenty of since cockroaches love damp places) because they're the huge flying ones that commonly live in and around palmetto trees.

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    • Appetizing

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  • dude_Jones

    Florida is an excellent place to get naked. Beautiful nudist resorts with high end amenities. Friendly people, many on holiday from Europe and Canada.

    There’s pristine golf courses, good nude beaches, and the best freshly squeezed orange juice in the world.

    The OP can stay in that dismal gray sky hell hole known as England. I’ll take sunny Florida any day.

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  • bbrown95

    When I think of Florida, specifically Miami, I think of The Golden Girls! ❤

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    • You're the best and a sweetheart! Ppl love you! I think

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      • bbrown95

        Why thank you! 😊 That means a lot!

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  • Vvaas

    shreks swamp

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    • Pointless comment, try again

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      • Vvaas

        understandable have a great day

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        • No, have a greater day!

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          • Vvaas

            xoxo

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            • I'm disappointed, I really thought you'd wish me the greatest day 😞

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    • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

      Shrek is drek.

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      • Even pointlesser comment.

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        • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

          Nu hu

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  • litelander8

    Florida is dope as fuck.

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    • Ofc you'd say that...

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  • Sarah_Is_Jimins_Number_1_Fan

    flordida is paridice. good swams, shrek like good swamp. gatrs like flordida men. flordida men like gatrs. flordida man took mi. help. me no like flordida man. he meen. it been 2 moths. in basment. cold. drk. bl. blnd food. bad flrd mn. flrd mn tk m. hlp mi. no vowel. bd mn. bd bd bd mn. vowels bak. he want turn me nto chickn. me no like chickn. i was chckn befr nd trned back. me lke beef. i smel lik biif. i smell like floriddm man. bawck. vowels gon. n. n mor chckn nw. flordida man gon. use vowels. me ont ike hicken. i turn into chicken. bok bok bok bok bokbok book. BOK BOK . it talk now. bokbok. bokbok mi frend.. bok bwawk farmer turnd mi into chicken. no mor talk. no more talk. no more. ...curse u flordia man. curse u flordi. curse u f. c .bok bok bok bok bok bk bokokb okbobkok bokbokbokbokbokbokbokbokbokbokbok
    yim yum.

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  • Wow3986

    Do you people NOT have any respect?

    This is disrespectful to people who are poor.

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  • hauntedbysandwiches

    Depends. Sometimes the term luxury is used at a 2 star hotel like "luxury suite" and sometimes at a genuine upscale apartment or housing complex like "luxury living". Florida does have a lot of gators but not all properties are next to swamps especially gated living communities or multimillion dollar homes.

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  • Tommythecaty

    Floriderrrrp more like.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Florida is beautiful. Most of it isnt swamps. Its very tropical. Something about Florida is special man I always feel euphoria the whole time im there and my nasal issues go away. Theres always something to do. And the women there are way hotter. Those cuban chics are fuckin badddd. Theres alot of fags kissing and shit there but you'll also see lesbians. Not the butch kind either the hot kind. Ive only seen that in pornos until I went to miami.

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    • If you look up best tropical places in the world Florida is definitely not on any list. think Seychelles, Maldives, Fiji, Tahiti, Bermuda
      , Barbados. In the US just Hawaii.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        hawaii is a way worse dump than florida

        and if you dont like florida you can drive take the train or even walk out of the state

        try that in the ghetto with nice scenery known as hawaii

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        • Anyway am I to understand I should go to Hawaii FL instead of a real tropical paradise? Why do you hate me?

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            the tropics are not paradise

            theres humidity bugs disease and lunatics

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        • Or I can just steer clear of the U S and A

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Ive never been to those other places but im telling you florida is the shit. Its always fun especially if you like beautiful women and partying. Theres always something stupid happening too. Florida man lives there. You'll see weird entertaining go down when ur there, somethings in the water there idk.

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        • I'm in Britian so I won't vacation in Florida

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  • SkullsNRoses

    Someone with an iPhone 13 pro has a better view of this swamp.

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    • Ha ha

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  • Ummitsstillme

    I've lived in Florida my whole life, in various cities. I lived in a few high rises and my only views were concrete jungle or the Atlantic or the gulf; thats pretty much the nature of high rise views. There are swamps for sure, there is a big one in Gainesville. Go Gators!

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    • You're rich

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  • olderdude-xx

    I just hear "rip off" when I hear people say that.

    Florida does actually have some very nice and charming areas to live in... with no swamp in sight.

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    • Still a 10 thousand Sq ft mansion rip off with all the fancy palmetto roaches right?

      Zero swamp

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