When you wipe after going number 2, do you sit or stand to do so?

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I have long arms and it's easier for me to stand up to wipe. What about you all? Am I alone in doing this? Thoughts...

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    i stole onea them spinnin rag brushes from the carwash and hold my ass against it

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    • allialli
      3 years ago

      i love that and i don’t know why

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    • SkullsNRoses
      3 years ago

      Doesn’t that rip out your bum hairs?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        3 years ago

        after the first 12 secondsa use that aint a problem no more

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    I start out sitting, just to tickle out any hanging chunks. Then I stand and use the non-wiping hand to spread the left cheek while I get to work wiping the shit out of the ring of hair around my anus. Takes forever. TMI?

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    • howaminotmyself
      3 years ago

      Clearly not eating enough bran there Raisin.

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    Both.

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  • Bassmachine
    3 years ago

    My bum is up while wiping on a public toilet with cheap toliet paper that rips apart as I wipe. At home my toilet sprays my bum with a 50/50 water and white vinegar mix solution and than I wipe my bum with wet baby wipes and put baby powder up my bum.I never get poop stains on my tighty whities and never trust a fart wearing white pants! 😋

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  • Diaperdean
    3 years ago

    I wipe sitting down, unless I'm out in the woods naked. Then I just squat in the creek and wash my bare naked ass hole in cold running creek water.

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  • FortniteDude
    3 years ago

    Neither. Dogs and other animals don't wipe. Why should I?

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    • raisinbran
      3 years ago

      Good way to attract a mate.

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    • Inkmaster
      3 years ago

      So you don't stain your underwear or smell like a barn. Animals don't brush their teeth either, do you not do that, too?

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  • KholatKhult
    3 years ago

    No need to wipe
    Perfect pinch

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    • raisinbran
      3 years ago

      Every time?

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      • KholatKhult
        3 years ago

        Absolutely, until recently
        I gave up pooping for Lent

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