What would you do if an angry rooster came barreling toward you?

pick him up and hold him under my arm like a football to establish dominance then when he's calmed down cuddle him 🐥

Well, Vvaas ?

Kinda kick it if need be.

Pick it up. Looks like I have a new pet.

I'd run to the nearest KFC.

It's dinner now.

crank up the deep fryer

Get out of the way. Only a savage subhuman would kick it.

I crouch down and with two fingers touch the sidewalk, staking my ground, snarling. I bring the two fingers up, slowly, twisting them and holding them up. I make a taunting “come here” beckoning at the rooster. I ready myself. I’ve been anticipating this moment all my life. We dance.

Coq au vin

Id try to run or kick it.

i punt it and then fuck all the chickens back at the henhouse

Staring contest.
(i dont have eyelids so i win)

I'd shoot him and cook him.

You don't have to kick it, just pretend you are a bigger cock than he is.

Pick it up and cuddle it

Remove my shoe to use as a weapon.