What type of farter are you

I would rip a toe curler then blame the person next to me

Fart in the punch, it’s the only fair way to dish it out.

Try to make a noise that sounds like it and blame it on the noise

I would say excuse me. Not really an apology just an acknowledgment. In the setting you described, I’d be embarrassed, but that would help some.

If my partner could not appreciate a funny fart things would never work.

I pretend it didn't happen, but then again when someone says I'm rude, I double down and do even more of my unaccepted manners. 🙂

Like Gibbs always said "Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness."

Never, ever apologize.