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You're with mixed company, like at a wedding for example. Some people you know well, others you don't.
I would rip a toe curler then blame the person next to me
Fart in the punch, it’s the only fair way to dish it out.
I'd rather fart in my pants and in nothing in particular.
They’re meta pants.
Try to make a noise that sounds like it and blame it on the noise
or the thing that made the noise I guess
I would say excuse me. Not really an apology just an acknowledgment. In the setting you described, I’d be embarrassed, but that would help some.
If my partner could not appreciate a funny fart things would never work.
I pretend it didn't happen, but then again when someone says I'm rude, I double down and do even more of my unaccepted manners. 🙂
Like Gibbs always said "Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness."
I think apologising is denying my essence, so I never apologise.
Never, ever apologize.
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