What is the most glorious death?

What is the most glorious death? By this I mean what is the most glorious way to die? In a war, combat, OD, car crash, plane crash, natural disaster, trying to save others, etcetera.

For me it's of old age in your sleep. Sounds boring when thinking of glory... still that's the one I believe is most glorious.

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  • PurpleHoneycomb

    Death by drug induced heart attack during sexual intercourse after a great battle in which you were on the victorious side.

    Probably that.

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  • Grunewald

    When you lay down your life for your friends.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Jesus is Lord. 😊

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      • Grunewald

        Amen!

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      • Tommythecaty

        *electric guitar

        Sataaaaaaan forever Rose.

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    • Ihidabody

      That would be worse than being tortured for a few days.

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    Yeah, I'd say it's dying while saving others, especially if your death was guaranteed so that you sacrificed yourself for others.

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    • Ihidabody

      That's probably one of the worst ways to die.

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        How about drowning in a septic tank?

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        • Ihidabody

          Drowning in a septic tank is way better.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    I read a man exploded his home, which was also a methlab, by lighting farts on fire to amuse his girfriend. He was from Florida lol.

    Most glorious death would be during a revolution or something and dying while rebelling in some way like not surrendering despite being surrounded then die trying to take out a few instead of surrendering.

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    • bigbudchonger

      He died a hero.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        You shoulda seen his picture. He looked Florida af

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  • dirtybirdy

    Evelyn McHale

    Radiohead, Street Spirit (fade out)

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    • RoseIsabella

      That whole OK Computer album.

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  • Holzman_67

    Maybe spontaneous combustion is the most glorious haha

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    slim pickens ridin the nuclear bomb that started world war 3

    or maybe death by snusnu

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    • dude_Jones

      Snu-snu is heaven before you die. Whew, hot babes on the loose.

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      • Somenormie

        Intercourse?

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        • LloydAsher

          Death by crushed pelvis from amazonian woman.

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          • Somenormie

            Lol

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            • LloydAsher

              Futurama reference.

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    • MonteMetcalfe

      Is Snusnu a Pokeman character?

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    Suffocating whole blowing a guy. If that's not a fun way to die I don't know what is

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  • cumlordvegeta

    In a fire fight with the cops

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  • LloydAsher

    Dying in a defense of something whether you are out fighting or just simply defending an objective that everyone holds dear. Like secret service catching a bullet with their body.

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  • Solarith

    Suicide

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  • girlinadarkcorner

    I heard about a guy in Florida that broke into the nursing home where his elderly wife was living and snuck her out so they could spend her last hours alive partying and smoking meth.

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  • bigbudchonger

    Combat or war as well with other contributing factors

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  • raisinbran

    Metastasized cancer

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    https://youtu.be/vPi6ip2iIgk

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  • Ihidabody

    One that isn't boring. Maybe drowning.

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    • LloydAsher

      Drowning sucks. I say sniper bullet vaporizing your brain before you even hear the shot. Instant death.

      Not very heroic though.

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      • Ihidabody

        But it isn't boring.

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        • LloydAsher

          For the people around you it isnt

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          • Ihidabody

            Your point is....?

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