What is the most embarassing thing to happen to you?

I went to a wedding and got there late. I saw a few people going in a little door in the back so I went in too. I found myself in the front of the church, behind the preacher who looked at me like who the hell are you? But the really embarrassing thing was that it was a Latino church and anybody can yell out, “Saludos al Senor!”(Hail to the Lord) at any time. As I went in someone yelled it and all the others yelled it too, and I thought they were talking about me, so I waved at everybody and the whole placed laughed. One of the ushers got up and escorted me to a pew. I felt like a fool.

Getting injured at work on May 31st. Target uses a company called Sedgwick to deal with workers comp/injury claims. Sedgwick will do everything they can to not cover you such as not returning phone calls, denying you physical therapy, not covering certain treatments, and forcing you to see their doctor whose purpose is to say that theres nothing wrong with you in order to try to close the case. I had to get a workers comp lawyer to deal with them. It was a good thing I did because he noticed something I failed to: Sedgwick underpaid me for the two months I was out. Thanks to him, I got that money back today and I'm putting that shit straight into my savings. XD

When I was in college, I was sitting in English class happily one day when this safeguarding officer came in and said she wanted to talk to me. So she took me down to the registry office, and I was still very confused. (Oh btw this is UK college NOT university.) And didn't know what was going on. So I had to have a meeting with the safeguarding officer and the guy who was like, the head. Bear in mind I was 18 so this was like, 7 years ago and still haunts me to this day.
Well basically, what had happened is that because my laptop was broken, I had used the college computers in the library to access some of my stuff, including facebook. And I had been looking at this erotic story I had written that was on Onedrive, I was literally only checking that it was still on there and was not deleted. In case you were wondering about the story, it involved me and my North Korean soldier OC. Well these fuckers managed to grab SCREENSHOTS of the story somehow, and were now reading it in front of me!! They were saying "this is not what the computers are for." And despite the content, the head guy actually says to me, "you know, you're pretty good at writing", before handing me the screenshot he had been reading, which I just about died when I saw what he was reading, which was one of the very *steamy* parts. And I had never intended to share these stories with ANYONE. I was crying and crying for them not to tell my parents about it. And they said they won't, and that they'll shred the screenshots, as long as I don't use the library computers anymore. So that's the story of how I got banned from using the computers in the library at college. Word of advice: don't use them to write erotic stories. Because this was single-handedly the most mortifying and traumatic experience of my life.
To make matters worse, they promised they would not phone my parents or tell them. But at the end of term, my mum told me that they phoned her and "told her not to tell me." Lying c***s!
Oh yeah, and about a week after the meeting, I missed the bus going home. And because my mum wouldn't answer the phone... Guess who had to drive me home? Yep... The head guy >.< The drive home was sooo awkward as well. As soon as I got home I immediately like ran into my house. I think this is the main reason why I decided to switch to a different college.
TL:DR; The head teacher read my erotic stories in front of me.
And then I had to ride home with him cause I missed the bus.

My boss had told me earlier to behave because corporate was coming. Later my boss was talking to the corporate guy and I ran up and said "Hey you got a pen I lost mine!" The guy from corporate said "theres one behind your ear..." my eyes got wide and I looked over at my boss and he was giving me the evil eyes.

I got drunk at my cousins' house and made a sexual pass right on my second cousin in front of his parents. Ha-ha.

I pissed myself mid-puke in the middle of my 7th grade health class. I had been holding it for most of the class and I forgot to keep doing so once I started puking. Luckily very few people were there at the time to witness it.

The only thing I can say comes close to that is when I got a black eye during a game of tennis from my own racket.

The most embarrassing thing that had ever happened to me was when my mom found out my social media and started to comment to a point where I found embarrassed.