What is the best way to troll package thieves out of these options?

What is the best method to troll package thieves?

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  • Release the hounds!

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  • I saw this video where someone took the lead ball out of a 12guage slug and rigged it to go off when the package thief tried to grab it. The thief fell down like he thought he got shot for a second when he tried to steal it then he jumped up and ran for his life maybe thinking someone is shooting at hin..

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  • Mild explosive. Not enough to cause harm but enough to scare the living shit out if them.

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  • GPS tracker inside an inner box that will be very hard to open (so they take it home).

    Share the tracking with the local police... and let them pick get a search warrant based on the tracker location and take it from there....

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  • GPS then burn his house down.

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  • I wouldn't spend any money on it, just put out boxes with shit or rotten eggs or something. I don't have to worry about package thieves where I live but if I did, I'd first do fake packages with garbage (shit) and second I'd sit outside with guns.

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  • Spend all year filling a big container with shit and then leave it wrapped up on your porch, but make sure you put some round the packaging so they defo get shit on their hands.

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    • For a really nasty surprise you could even fill a bottle with shit and piss, it will ferment and make a pretty nasty mixture.

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  • Put your trash and junk in the boxes and let them take it away for you. Or fill it with poop.

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  • Booby trap a package with a mixture of poo, and glitter, then add cameras and GPS tracking.💫💩 Put the porch pirates on the internet. 🙂

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