What happened to "soap"?
Is it normal that it frustrates me that you can no longer find regular soap in the shops?
All you see advertised these days is stuff like this:
"Come to Target now and get (place brand name here) body wash on 3 for 2. Made with Aloe Vera, Camomile and Lavender extracts, this is perfect to help your body's microbiome retain a balanced pH level, to reduce inflammation and irritation and leave you feeling clean. Alternatively, you could go and buy (place rival brand name here) but we reccommend you don't because you'll smell like a skunk's asshole!"
FUCK. OFF. What in the name of Cerberus the three headed dog who guards the gates of hell happened to bog-standard soap, which got rid of all the grease on your skin and that's it?
Oh and another thing. Who here learned what a "microbiome" is before they watched these shitty adverts? My guess would be no-one!