What do you think old people will complain about in the 2070s?

It's pretty fun to think about, what will old people 50 years into the future complain about?
" Back in my days, we had to wait 1 second for a web page to open. Today's spoiled kids don't have the patience to handle that. "
" Back in my days, all we had was a Playstation 5, and we liked it. "
" I survived the Coronavirus. Today's generation are too weak to handle a big crisis like that. "

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  • Back in my day people were total pussies and couldn't deal with a virus that had a 95-99% survival rate.

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    • True. However, that fact will certainly be forgotten.

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  • With today's holographic computer interaction, kids can't interact in flat screen two dimensional space. Their imaginary depth compensation is terrible.

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  • The price of a cup of coffee.

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    • Yeah. Coffee prices these days are outrageous! Back in my days, you could buy a Cappucino at Starbucks for only 5 dollars! Yeah you heard me right, only 5 dollars! And you'd be served by an actual human, not a fake-ass robot!

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  • Probably a lot more about corruption like every year.

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  • Back in my day, we had to use our legs for walkin.' Not scootin'

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  • I think once the robots take over we become a liability and the elites wont care to keep us around. Them being dependent on us to run the economy is a good incentive to keep us. I think people assume that people will look after eachothers best interests but humans are terrible by nature. Even if big government takes care of us for a while eventually there will come a point where it wont. And humans look after their own best interests.

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  • Overt sexuality, bad music. Will anyone be free to discuss things in 2070? 2025? Concerns like that.

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    • Yeah. Back in my days, you were not executed for saying the N-word, just cancelled.

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      • Back in my day one could say anything, and good and bad ideas would compete for value. Unfortunately the Commumist party of China took over Hong Kong and we are now censored.
        Be mindfull of what is now deserved censor worthy and what in the future will not.

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  • Government, taxes and social security, if it’s still around. And young people.

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    • Young people nowadays don't have any manners. Back in the good ol 2020s, we respected our elders.

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  • Not enough gender fluid toilet paper in the rest home....

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  • Mexicans.

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  • Back in my day, there were only two public restrooms to choose from.

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  • If they’re liberals they will still be complaining about Trump

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  • Yeah back in my day there was this pandemic it killed a lot of the old timers off, but they developed these vaccines that stopped the pandemic but became deadly after twenty years. All the people over 30 ran out to get the vaccine that's why there are very few people now over 40. we kind of had to start over.
    It's a good thing our guiding government leaders survived. For some reason back then the asain countries were smarter and did not allow the Trump pandemic or vaccines to kill them off. That's why almost all our leaders are Chinese and the headquarters/capitol of the World Government is now in Hong Kong.

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