What do you think of chickens?

Cluck cluck bawk bawk!
Chickens!

They're cute 19
They're ok 7
I don't like them 1
They're good to eat 14
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Comments ( 48 )
  • Meatballsandwich

    They're cute, and they taste good.

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    • YE

      Not in the 'Department of Sausages' though, in my opinion.

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    • Somenormie

      Especially with the 11 secret herbs and spices they're finger lickin good.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Chickens like to peck at you. πŸ“πŸ”

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  • Vvaas

    chiken... πŸ₯

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  • bbrown95

    They're cute and they're good to eat! 🀣 I just got done eating some Chick-Fil-A! πŸ˜‹

    My mom has some pet chickens and they are cute, though! She sends me home with eggs sometimes.

    I went through a chicken phase as a kid where I just LOVED chickens and would point them out when passing nearby farms, liked to make chicken noises (which pissed my family off something fierce after awhile 🀣), and had a chicken piano in which every key had a "bawk"!

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    • LloydAsher

      What do you think of the grinder method to get rid of male baby chicks?

      Honestly that's pretty humane. Chicks as delicate as peeps getting sucked into a grinder, pretty instantaneous.

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        It's not humane.

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        • LloydAsher

          Instant death has been the pinnacle of humane death. If you die within the time it would take to feel said pain its instant death. A grinder takes like a quarter second.

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          • Iambillythemenacetosociety

            Still not humane.

            They grind the chickens up just to feed stupid humans. Enough with this nonsense.

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      • bbrown95

        I hate to think about it, honestly. 😫 Even if it's so quick they never knew what hit them, it still seems so... brutal.

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        • LloydAsher

          Brutally efficent. Honestly it seems more humane than to put them in a gas chamber where they go to sleep. In the grinder they just take a lil ride and drop, minced and turned into mink food in less than a second.

          Some carnivores get something to eat and the factory doesnt have to worry about the male chicks fighting eachother brutally until they kill eachother.

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  • JustAHuman

    What about "They're good for producing eggs?"

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  • Tinybird

    They're cute and I have pet ones they are not good to eat everyone who picked that option sucks

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    • Vvaas

      what breed of chickens do you have?

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      • Tinybird

        Quite a mixture, we have/have had golden comets, buff orpington, blue splash maran, copper maran, olive egger, dark brahma bantams, cuckoo marans, and a few others

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        • Vvaas

          cute!! i have 11 chickens myself, i have a mix of silkie's and pekin bantams πŸ₯ how many chickens do you have and do they have names

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          • Tinybird

            Brenda, Ichigo, Tornado, Phoenix, Blackberry, Mountain, Chi, Daisy, and Nefertiti, Dawn and Dusk

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            • Vvaas

              very good names!! i think blackberry and daisy are my favourite:> my chickens names are storm, bun bun, peko, pasito, snowy, punky, goldie, cottonball, cookie, mudcake and little pepe

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          buff orpington is gonna be my new alias

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  • CMFINC

    there rat magnets .. these people who have them as pets and for eggs in the city.. you suck... go out and sit in the eve with a flash light. be quit.. for like a hour. than hit the light and watch the rats run..

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  • Doubty

    They're stupid

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  • YE

    They said I do, I do, I do, I what?
    They said I do, I do, I do cluck cluck

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  • Solarith

    Chicken Easter

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  • Solarith

    Chichen itza

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  • Crocotta1

    Roosters don’t have a penis, the males have a vagina-like structure called a cloaca. Stay tuned for more disturbing chickens facts!

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    • YE

      I totally agree, Crocotta1. And let's not forget the fact that their combs are incapable of starting a fire, another reason to always have a matchbox handy.. wait, heatwaves are actually a thing.

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  • megadriver

    They are ok, funny birds that make lots of funny noises, lay eggs and are tasty. I like chickens.

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  • Yurngur

    I like KFC

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  • LloydAsher

    Evolution wise? They won the jackpot!

    Sure most chickens live a miserable life inside factories being crushed to death or minced when barely out the egg.... BUT they are far more successful as a species as they out populate humans 3 to 1.

    In the cold reality of survival of the fittest turns out you can win by being easily domesticated and tasting great.

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    • chiisana_izumi

      they've won but at what cost? XD

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Lol right

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      so when they try to take over im gonna hafta fight 3 chickens?

      i can handle that

      remember that theres 600 million squirrels in usa so youre gonna hafta fight two of them fluffy tailed fucks

      luckily i got the dingo for that but hes afraida chickens despite chasin a black bear up a tree

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      • LloydAsher

        Gets easier with the chickens since half of them cant when walk.

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      • Anonnet

        Be careful fighting those chickens. You can cut their heads off and they won't die.

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        • LloydAsher

          The grand majority will die, itll just take a bit before their body realizes it's dead.

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    • YE

      Awesome copy material for an 'International Respect for Chickens Day May 4' Ad.

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      • LloydAsher

        Feel free to use it. Funny but true, cruel but tasty.

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        • YE

          I would definitely consider using it if i was a copywriter in an advertising agency, thanks.

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          • LloydAsher

            Never know it's the internet. Way better than "hungry for apples"

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