What do you need to get off your chest?

i wish everyone would just accept others for who they are and not try to control and change them to fit who or what they think they should be

I have really bad blackmail on someone but am too nice to use it even tho they deserve it

I think I'm starting to have feelings for a female friend. Shes very cool, very sexy, and I cant stop thinking about her. But I know I am way older than she prefers, and she would never want to date a guy like myself. Shes not into guys like me. Hows that for getting off my chest.

I jizzed in my gfs potatos

I plead the fifth.

I don’t like middle age.

Im more interested in adopting a new Siamese kitten than having another relationship.

I have a crush on my boss and wish he cares about me even though I already know he doesn’t feel so in the slightest towards me.

i want to fuck with a dolphin so badly

*empty expression

I have a crush on this Korean Guy I know online, and I suspect he likes me too by the way he talks and things he says like: complimenting me, being flirty in a playful way, talking lots of emojis and exclamation marks and wanting to video call... and he called me sexy. But the problem is time zone; we've only been online at the same time once and I wasn't ready to video call cause I hadn't brushed my hair or anything and so I think that made him disappointed.
I also wrote a song yesterday dedicated to him and was planning to sing it to him on video call... But idk if that will be weird.

I need to get all this hair off my chest - and my back!

I have drawn out plans to murder my girlfriends abusive father.

Hes the only person on my kill list.