What animal are you gonna let eat you?

You have to pick an animal to eat you. Which one?

Personally, I'd go with a vulture; I'll die before they eat me.

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  • raisinbran

    maggots

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  • ibrokemyds

    In honour of the Irish phrase, I’ll go with a cat

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    • litelander8

      What would that be?

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      • ibrokemyds

        ‘May the cat eat you, and may the devil eat the cat’ aka the best way to let someone know you hate them without any profanity

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  • RoseIsabella

    A cat of some kind, perhaps I shall go to the jungle in South America where a jaguar will finally take me down.

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  • Kmoshea5

    If I had to be eaten by something, maybe a dog animal of some kind? Like a coyote or a wolf maybe? Just because I’m good with dogs so maybe I’d be able to convince them not to eat me??? Lol!!

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  • Meowypowers

    Florida Panther

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Worms. When I'm dead and gone and buried. Anything else I will fight!

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  • Lusty-Argonian

    Hmm good question. Perhaps a dolphin

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Lion.

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  • Grunewald

    Did you know that being left on the top of a mountain after your death to be eaten by vultures is a form of burial practice called 'sky burial'? It is traditionally practiced in Tibetan cultures.

    In fact, did you post this thread because you heard about it and got inspired, OP?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    squirrels would only be fair

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    • Grunewald

      Why, what have you done to them??
      🐿️🥩🍔🌭🌯
      🙈🙈🙈

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      • LloydAsher

        Have you read his username?

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        • Grunewald

          Ahh, got it!

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  • Kermitthehog

    That one elephant that ate a mother fucker in revenge for killing it's baby that sounds like a metal way to go.

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  • LloydAsher

    Idk whatever my burial process left out.

    I'm aiming for dry mummification. None of that Egyptian stuff, just dry air and natural dehydration.

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  • notmyrealname123

    a human, theyd hopefully try to do it quick and painlessly

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    Polar bear. I don't know why. I just think it would be cool to be killed by a polar bear if I had to choose an animal to die by.

    They're badass.

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    • litelander8

      And apparently always hungry on the documentaries.🤔

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      • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

        They are! They're the largest bear and live in a horrible, treacherous climate where survival of the fittest mentality really does reign supreme.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    If I had to choose id say a lion because they go for the neck and kill quick before eating.

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  • Wryladradofft

    Bear

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Bears are known to begin eating while the animal is alive lol. They just hold you down and start eating.

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      • Wryladradofft

        I know ;)

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  • Somenormie

    none

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