What afterlife would you choose to go to?

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  • Vvaas
    7 months ago | pl

    reincarnation because i got all the shitty stats in this life ain't no way i'm leaving without a reroll

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  • Holzman_67
    6 months ago | pl

    I’m looking forward to not existing after this. I mean, it’s the only thing that really adds true value, is that it ends.
    I think I’ll be ready, this life has been exhausting, I’m happy and I’ve done the things I want. I’m at peace with it.

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  • Pinkpickle
    7 months ago | pl

    REINCARNATE ME AS A GIRAFFE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SO I CAN FINALLY BE TALL!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 months ago | pl

      *You get reincarnated as a munchkin cat*

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    • litelander8
      7 months ago | pl

      This is very short sided….

      (I may block you if you keep displaying opinions like these…….)

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    • SaddleGoose
      7 months ago | pl

      No! You shall be reborn smol. It is willed! xD

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  • Wow3986
    6 months ago | pl

    The afterlife where all of you suck my cock.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 months ago | pl

      You know, this is a welcome break from your usual schtick. I'll take it

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      • Wow3986
        6 months ago | pl

        Take what? Advantage of me? Fucking creep.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          6 months ago | pl

          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • bitch_b0i
    6 months ago | pl

    huh

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  • dirtybirdy
    6 months ago | pl

    I just keep having flashbacks to the Squirrel Nut Zippers song "Hell"

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  • Tinybird
    6 months ago | pl

    Heaven, my own personal heaven

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  • Anonnet
    6 months ago | pl

    Given the choice? Other heaven for me. Christian heaven sounds nice, but it also sounds Amish. I want my computer.

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    • LloydAsher
      6 months ago | pl

      Eternal happiness sounds weird. Because as mere mortals we arent designed to be content and happy for long periods of time. So it's an infinite level of constant happiness or because we are dead we get a set limit and we just stay there?

      Because if following jesus was just it to get that ticket, if I was god I would put in another plane of existance as a buffer zone. Like born into royalty or something where if you were in power would you still be a good person or would temptation still fuck you over? At that point you are downgraded to earth.

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      • Clunk42
        6 months ago | pl

        Could you explain what you mean when you say a "buffer zone"? Your second paragraph doesn't actually make much sense.

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        • LloydAsher
          6 months ago | pl

          Like a first heaven to really weed out the non believers from the actual heaven. Because maybe you lived and died on earth believing in god because your life just plain sucked. But surrounded by temptations and opportunities you could make the wrong decision.

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          • Clunk42
            6 months ago | pl

            God always knows who is a believer and who isn't; your idea is entirely unnecessary.

            Also, purgatory serves a similar but different necessary purpose.

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            • LloydAsher
              6 months ago | pl

              I'm thorough. Heaven should also be a loyalty test. Which takes the fun out of it but if an angle can disregard orders humans are a heck of a lot more fallible

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  • LloydAsher
    6 months ago | pl

    Heaven sounds nice. Though I'd perfer any place with above purgatory level of comfort.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    6 months ago | pl

    Valhalla: Eternal battle & unlimited food, i'd be a happy boy.

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  • raisinbran
    7 months ago | pl

    Beetlejuice purgatory (the waiting room with all the wacky characters).

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  • Tommythecaty
    7 months ago | pl

    The actual one, you don’t get a choice.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 months ago | pl

      So the Beetlejuice waiting room?

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      • Tommythecaty
        6 months ago | pl

        Don’t even joke about that, last thing you want is that guy running about.

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  • normal-rebellious
    7 months ago | pl

    I choose limbo, there are mansions in limbo, I have a book about it, it's peace of mind for rich people.

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  • Jh9856
    7 months ago | pl

    I'd choose Cease to exist When all this shit end.

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  • litelander8
    7 months ago | pl

    I just call it the universe. 🤷🏾‍♀️

    I think once we pass into “the great beyond” we become all knowing. We’re able to be reincarnated or not?

    I certainly don’t think there’s nothing. But there’s a lot to be said for “all knowing”.

    The concept of afterlife is built for people who are afraid of dying. So when I explain my thoughts, I’ve noticed people find more comfort in just “religious” concepts and that’s truly all that matters.

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  • ibrokemyds
    7 months ago | pl

    if i got a choice i'd choose to be reincarnated as a house cat. oh to spend my days napping in a sunbeam and pushing breakable things off of shelves.

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  • SaddleGoose
    7 months ago | pl

    Valhalla is the one where you get to go to battle in good fun with others and be reborn after each battle, feast, and drink, and repeat, right? I'd love that if so.
    Combat sport, good food, and good mead! Skol!!! :)

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