What’s the last lie you told?

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What’s the last thing you lied about?
Could be minor or major

Bonus Challenge
Can you group these ‘words’ together correctly?
Lay, lie, lied, layed, laid, lying,
laying, lain, lieing, lays, and lies

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    4 years ago

    I told a coworker that I never ate a whole pizza by myself before. That's a lie since I still do that from time to time. XD

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    4 years ago

    told my last boss i had a great time and id be back

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  • Grunewald
    4 years ago

    What, into words that exist and words that don't?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Fake words, words for telling a Lie, and words for Laying down

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  • Nikclaire
    4 years ago

    I didn't lie today and I can't remember yesterday very well. If I told one, it was something stupid to avoid talking to people at work about my private life.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    4 years ago

    I cant remember

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    • Nikclaire
      4 years ago

      Cheers to that!! Life is better when you can't remember yesterday👍👍

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      • shuggy-chan
        4 years ago

        🤔 Idkkkkk, depends on why. Cause that also sounds like alcoholism

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
        4 years ago

        I dont feel like I lie much tho. I dont have a lot to lie about

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        • Nikclaire
          4 years ago

          Me either. My life is fucked up enough. The lies I usually tell are to brush someone off, shut them up or because they are prying for too much info about me.

          I do lie to get out of work occasionally.

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  • MissWolf
    4 years ago

    "I'm going to take a nap"
    I swear I wanted to, but my child had other plans lmfao

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    • Nikclaire
      4 years ago

      It's not a lie if it was your intention to do it at the time.

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      • MissWolf
        4 years ago

        It was a joke...

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  • barefoot_on_the_sand
    4 years ago

    A friend asked me on Whatsapp if I was ok and I said yes, but I was not.
    I didn't want to go into my problems.

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    • Nikclaire
      4 years ago

      Seems like several people have asked if you're ok lately. Maybe you should talk to those who love you.

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      • barefoot_on_the_sand
        4 years ago

        Thanks sweetie.

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    • DIO
      4 years ago

      What's happening? Are you ok? I hope you're ok.

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      • barefoot_on_the_sand
        4 years ago

        I will be all right. It's anxiety mostly.

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  • charli.m
    4 years ago

    Told my grandmother I don't remember how much something cost, because I don't want her paying for it.

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  • --
    4 years ago

    I love you all.

    Ohh, just lied.

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  • KholatKhult
    4 years ago

    Put concealer on my face / hand tattoos for my interview 🥴

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    • DIO
      4 years ago

      That's not really lying. Where's the tattoo on your face btw?

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      • KholatKhult
        4 years ago

        That’s fair, still feels a bit sneaky though.
        I have three, one above my eyebrow, one running vertically below my eye, and one on my chin

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        • Nikclaire
          4 years ago

          What's the plan if you get the job? Show up the first day with face tatoos or wear makeup to work everyday?

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          • KholatKhult
            4 years ago

            Oh I got the job

            I’m going to just show up my first day with them visible haha
            Pretend I don’t know what they’re talking about if they say anything

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            • Nikclaire
              4 years ago

              Haha well congrats

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    I honestly don't remember the last lie I told, because I hate lying. I probably said a little, white lie to stop someone with OCD from freaking out about their bullshit to me.

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  • Mammal-lover
    4 years ago

    Uhhh a said more of a intentional misconception to sidelong the conversation away from my sexuality.

    I try not to lie

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  • WaitCanIDoThat
    4 years ago

    I said "sorry."

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  • ellnell
    4 years ago

    I lied to extended family a whole night about still working at the place where I recently quit.
    Overall I must say that there aren't words for how much I hate gatherings with extended family, I never go unless it's a celebration for one of my parents or if they insist on celebrating my birthday. I hate answering questions and I hate being expected to care about asking them questions. So that's another lie! Pretending like I had a nice time!

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  • dirtybirdy
    4 years ago

    I told one of my boss's last week that my car broke down. I really did want to go to work that day but my back hurt sooo bad, I couldn't. It was my dog bather job that I adore because pups are the bomb, but I could hardy walk that day, let alone stand hunched over the tub all day. I still feel like shit for lying about it. That's not me.

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    • Nikclaire
      4 years ago

      I do these kinds of stupid lies too. The silly thing is, the actual truth about your back hurting, is enough to get out of work without raising an eyebrow. Why do we do such things lol.

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      • dirtybirdy
        4 years ago

        I should have just told her I was in too much pain. She totally would have understood. Duh me.

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  • Hubbard
    4 years ago

    That I was not sitting on the toilet while typing this comment

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  • Walk
    4 years ago

    Telling my mom that I can't go home from school this weekend because of schoolwork :)

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  • Aethylfritha
    4 years ago

    Hmm maybe told my son that i believe him when he says he doesnt look at porn.

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