Weirdest thing you’ve masturbated to

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever masturbated to? Mine is Helen Keller

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  • I jerked off to my step cousin many times while she was in bathroom showering I heard her lathering up and peaked through the door that had no doorknob and saw all of her when she was naked and putting on her clothes, then went to my bed and jerked off I was very young back then

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    • You jerked off to your step-cousin.so does that make you a step-Alabaman?

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  • My own imagination, without doubt.

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  • A guy wearing girls clothes being fucked ..

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  • A relative but we can't talk about that here!

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  • Porn of a chick gaping a guys asshole to unnatural levels. Turns out assholes in that state aren't my cup of tea. XD

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    • To each their own, butt...my ex husband was obsessed with anal porn. Whateverrrr, have at it, however...gaping is just...sooo....noooooo thank youuu 🤢🤮

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  • There’s a scene from the movie The Incredibles where the main dude gets shot with these like inflating tar balls
    Whatever

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  • I didn't jack off to things but I like to tease school girls when they were on their way home they were my age and younger three girls 12 10 and 7 I was 12 at the time and I would stand in front of the window as they walk by they stopped and watched me from start to finish we were doing that for everyday for a month big fantasy about that girls watching me jack off and squirt cum

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  • I jerk off to smooth armpits. Give me super orgasms

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  • Jessica rabbit

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  • Corpses.

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  • I used to masturbate to anime girls.

    Mainly Boa Hancock.

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  • I don't really masturbate "to" things. I do it while thinking about things. Does that count?

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  • Probably an AI sex chat bot

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  • Barely legal transgender midget furries

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  • I tried jerking off to bestiality once. Didn't work out, had a bad headache afterward for some reason.

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  • Everyone on this website (except me) is absolutely fucked. I'm going to assume most of these responses are troll responses.

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  • Stuffed animals sitting on top of each other 😂

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  • The Accused

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  • https://youtu.be/fhSfJx7tybk

    I usually cum at around 2:15 in the video

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  • My earliest memories of masturbation was that I used to hump a corduroy couch at my grandmother's while I watched Eva Gardner in One Touch of Venus. One time it was on all week and I went crazy rubbing ny dick.

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  • A sex stick figure porn that I made myself... I was desperate ok.

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  • i genuinely don't know why i jerked off to this. i'm so sorry

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8

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    • there were children in that video. LMAO. Technically you jerked off to children.

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    • When the tubes of heads come out of their neck they look a bit phallic? Other than that this is a genuinely odd thing to masterbate to. Congratulations.

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      • i think it's the tongues and mouths?? i jerked off to this when i was like 11, but presently i have a huge thing for tongue and mouth related porn, so maybe that's it

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