Weirdest thing you’ve masturbated to

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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever masturbated to? Mine is Helen Keller

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  • TheAmateurStrongmanCompetitor
    10 months ago | pl

    I jerked off to my step cousin many times while she was in bathroom showering I heard her lathering up and peaked through the door that had no doorknob and saw all of her when she was naked and putting on her clothes, then went to my bed and jerked off I was very young back then

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    • ospry
      10 months ago | pl

      You jerked off to your step-cousin.so does that make you a step-Alabaman?

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  • Tommythecaty
    10 months ago | pl

    My own imagination, without doubt.

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  • Doc69moose
    10 months ago | pl

    A guy wearing girls clothes being fucked ..

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  • darefu
    10 months ago | pl

    A relative but we can't talk about that here!

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    10 months ago | pl

    Porn of a chick gaping a guys asshole to unnatural levels. Turns out assholes in that state aren't my cup of tea. XD

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    • dirtybirdy
      10 months ago | pl

      To each their own, butt...my ex husband was obsessed with anal porn. Whateverrrr, have at it, however...gaping is just...sooo....noooooo thank youuu 🤢🤮

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  • KholatKhult
    10 months ago | pl

    There’s a scene from the movie The Incredibles where the main dude gets shot with these like inflating tar balls
    Whatever

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  • Me4pussy
    10 months ago | pl

    I didn't jack off to things but I like to tease school girls when they were on their way home they were my age and younger three girls 12 10 and 7 I was 12 at the time and I would stand in front of the window as they walk by they stopped and watched me from start to finish we were doing that for everyday for a month big fantasy about that girls watching me jack off and squirt cum

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  • fatok
    10 months ago | pl

    I jerk off to smooth armpits. Give me super orgasms

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  • trexagireve
    10 months ago | pl

    Jessica rabbit

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  • Giorgi
    10 months ago | pl

    Corpses.

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  • Somenormie
    10 months ago | pl

    I used to masturbate to anime girls.

    Mainly Boa Hancock.

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  • Tinybird
    10 months ago | pl

    I don't really masturbate "to" things. I do it while thinking about things. Does that count?

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  • Yaidin
    10 months ago | pl

    Probably an AI sex chat bot

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    10 months ago | pl

    Barely legal transgender midget furries

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  • MonkThousandWords
    10 months ago | pl

    I tried jerking off to bestiality once. Didn't work out, had a bad headache afterward for some reason.

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  • Chudders
    8 months ago | pl

    Everyone on this website (except me) is absolutely fucked. I'm going to assume most of these responses are troll responses.

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  • Tobiaser
    8 months ago | pl

    Stuffed animals sitting on top of each other 😂

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  • ChrissySnow
    10 months ago | pl

    The Accused

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  • Jteko
    10 months ago | pl

    https://youtu.be/fhSfJx7tybk

    I usually cum at around 2:15 in the video

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  • DADNSCAL
    10 months ago | pl

    My earliest memories of masturbation was that I used to hump a corduroy couch at my grandmother's while I watched Eva Gardner in One Touch of Venus. One time it was on all week and I went crazy rubbing ny dick.

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  • LloydAsher
    10 months ago | pl

    A sex stick figure porn that I made myself... I was desperate ok.

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  • WaitCanIDoThat
    10 months ago | pl

    i genuinely don't know why i jerked off to this. i'm so sorry

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfmPREbTd8

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    • Tinybird
      10 months ago | pl

      there were children in that video. LMAO. Technically you jerked off to children.

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    • SkullsNRoses
      10 months ago | pl

      When the tubes of heads come out of their neck they look a bit phallic? Other than that this is a genuinely odd thing to masterbate to. Congratulations.

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      • WaitCanIDoThat
        10 months ago | pl

        i think it's the tongues and mouths?? i jerked off to this when i was like 11, but presently i have a huge thing for tongue and mouth related porn, so maybe that's it

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